Emergency Gameday Haiku

[stpaulcat]

Hmmm, Wiscy fires Cryst
Whatever will Dr. Gragg learn?
Only Jesus knows.

 

[AdamOnFirst]

Hmmm, Wiscy fires Cryst
Whatever will Dr. Gragg learn?
Only Jesus knows.

Missed opportunity for “Just Pat Ryan knows”

 

[stpaulcat]

Missed opportunity for “Just Pat Ryan knows”

Missed field goal you mean
Opportunity will come
When the Gragg axe falls

 

[TheC]

Fire Fitz today
He has no clue without Hank
Its time to move on

 

[Titanium999]

Hmmm, Wiscy fires Cryst
Whatever will Dr. Gragg learn?
Only Jesus knows.

Going for a walk!
Cathartically Release!
That Vomit 🤮 of play!

 

[Titanium999]

Missed opportunity for “Just Pat Ryan knows”

Extend Fitz Contract!
Another seventeen years!
Who really does care?

 

[AdamOnFirst]

I don’t care what you
People say, think, or prefer
The gothics still ****

 

[eastbaycat99]

The football gods laugh
On crisp autumn afternoons,
Then smite the Wildcats.

 

[Titanium999]

In 45 years!
Of watching NU Football 🏈
Never seen this play!

 

[Titanium999]

Missed field goal you mean
Opportunity will come
When the Gragg axe falls

Pat Ryan Milllions!
Down the friggen toilet now!
Stuck now with Coach Fitz!

 

[stpaulcat]

Fire someone, anyone.
The equipment manager?
Symbolic gesture!

 

[Hkjb]

Purple tears flowing
Autumns bring hope, then despair
Champs or chumps? Who knows.

 

[Hkjb]

Culture of success
Though Fitz reveled as west champ...
Hank was the Alpha

 

[Titanium999]

We found our QB!
A day late and dollar 💵 short!
Fitz made this mistake!

 

[Catslash]

motivation gone
downhill slide to the finish
basketball anyone

 

[Hkjb]

Striving to be champs
Or just a win, so this board
Ain’t just for haiku