Game Haiku

[ubercat]

Ann Arbor beckons
Asks us into her big house
She'll soon regret it

 

[NURoseBowl]

Ann Arbor beckons
Asks us into her big house
She'll soon regret it

Hope you're right, Uber.
Zingerman's isn't enough
For a worthwhile trip

 

[Alvious]

Call it maize or corn
Purple Wildcats triumphant
Michigan is blue.

 

[Pete Purple]

Blue has a new coach
Such an incredible staff
Harbaugh fever fades

 

[iskaboo]

Two superb defenses
There can be but one winner
Big House hears Cats' roar

 

[Wrestlerneverdiesasacatfan]

Cats get no respect!
Big Ten Network hacks are wrong!
You heard it here first!

 

[Wrestlerneverdiesasacatfan]

Cats D is for real!
Top five ranking will arrive!
Big Ten Title Drive!

 

[Alaskawildkat]

Maize and Blue threaten

Wildcats solve the Big House Maze

Amazing Cats win

 

[DarkAgesCat]

M00N o’er Ann Arbor
Total defensive eclipse
Can anyone score?

 

[Hungry Jack]

Slights, imagined or
real, have no bearing on
the big house outcome

 

[ubercat]

4 to nothing:
The Cubs over the Pirates?
Try Cats over Blue

 

[Noah121]

4 to nothing:
The Cubs over the Pirates?
Try Cats over Blue

Your first line suffers
Wrath of invisible ink
Like "Go Blue" offense?

 

[ubercat]

Your first line suffers
Wrath of invisible ink
Like "Go Blue" offense?

40 to nothing
What on earth was I thinking
Don't need no safeties

 

[WestCoastWildcat]

Maize or Purple Haze?
All along the Watchtower
The Wind cries Wildcats.
-------------------------------------

Last lines of "All Along the Watchtower"

So let us not talk falsely now
The hour's getting late."

All along the watchtower
Princess kept the view
While all the women came
And went bare-foot servants too
Outside in the cold distance
A wild cat did growl
Two riders were approaching
And the wind began to howl, hey.

Enjoy this kick-ass version from 1999 performed by Clapton and Kravitz to get you in the mood for the big game.

 

[Williesfan]

Enter hungry Cats
One hundred thousand plus strong
Leave disappointed

 

[stpaulcat]

An ode to a Cat
Who taunted a Wolverine
Into submission.