Game Haiku

[ubercat]

Fitz changes things up
Game starts with second quarter
Q1 gets ghosted

 

[Alvious]

Cheap tix on StubHub
Not working this Saturday
See you at the game

 

[stpaulcat]

SIU info:
Illinois, in the south part
Northern team wins it.

 

[wicker]

Salukis fastest
Of our canine companions.
Like it matters, though.

 

[stpaulcat]

A dog and cat fight
No Cat loses to a Dog
Fur will be flying

 

[DaCat]

Salukis up next
The dog days of September
Just go one-and-oh

 

[Catslash]

Southern dogs await
win hungry cats need feeding
the fit will survive

 

[Alaskawildkat]

Pharoah's Dogs arrive

Royal Cats meet the challenge

It's the Cats Meow

 

[loyolacat]

south boys travel north
supplies cut off railroads down
war over, purples

 

[Titanium999]

We almost had Duke!
We are a very good team!
That will win 🥇 the West!

 

[Hungry Jack]

Carbondale once sourced
Fossil power for many
Then the lights went out

 

[iskaboo]

Wildcats won’t be dogs
Game not on the bookies’ books
We still beat the spread

 

[eastbaycat99]

Non conference games
Against those FCS Schools
Fill me with bored dread.

 

[AstroCat]

Fearsome Anubis
Dog-shaped deity of death
Vanquished by a Cat

 

[Hungry Jack]

A Saluki pup
Always obeys its master:
Lie down. Roll over.

 

[PurpleWhiteBoy]

Hull and Porter snarl
Salukis at heel, tails down
Big Cats running wild