It’s late fourth quarter
To Bucky’s chagrin NUMB plays
Roll Out the Barrel
To Bucky’s chagrin NUMB plays
Roll Out the Barrel
Game Haiku
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Bucky at Ryan
This is OUR turf to defend
Please bring back oh nine
This is OUR turf to defend
Please bring back oh nine
New coach, new approach
Was Wisconsin's decision.
Others still dither
Was Wisconsin's decision.
Others still dither
Here comes the Badgers
NU fans are desperate
Oh, to feel some joy
NU fans are desperate
Oh, to feel some joy
These things need some work
Offense defense special teams
Coaching needs work too
Offense defense special teams
Coaching needs work too
one leader is gone
one labors to regain trust
the game continues
one labors to regain trust
the game continues
play whacka Badger
there is another one !
whack em on the head
there is another one !
whack em on the head
Wiscy drunk on past success
Present day one big fat mess
Nu day, not just yet
Present day one big fat mess
Nu day, not just yet
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Badger, badger, bad-
ger, badger, JON, JON, badger,
badger... Argh! a snake!
ger, badger, JON, JON, badger,
badger... Argh! a snake!
Positive haiku?
Four straight makes that tough to do
Win Sat -- not so blue
Four straight makes that tough to do
Win Sat -- not so blue
Badger hearts hurting
Since this Chryst was no savior
Will they rise again?
Since this Chryst was no savior
Will they rise again?
Tired of watching
Complementary football
When both are awful
Complementary football
When both are awful
Isconsin. if Cats
steal their W, we win
by a consin ant
steal their W, we win
by a consin ant
Pit ‘coach just fired’
Against JON ‘buddy hire’
Can nobuddy win?
Against JON ‘buddy hire’
Can nobuddy win?
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Autumn leaves are here
The Cats await the Badgers
To come for a Fall
The Cats await the Badgers
To come for a Fall
Wait, no moose sighting
Alaska not doing job
This could get ugly
Alaska not doing job
This could get ugly
No haiku contribution here. Just want to say how much enjoyment they give this reader. Maybe I just lack imagination. But thanks to all haiku posters.
Cheesy Midvale Dave
and Gothic Attire shine bright
But hump remains high
and Gothic Attire shine bright
But hump remains high
Now after the fact, and just for the record, I take back my praise for the gothic unis. They're fair. But are they NU colors? Why black with GOLD? I know, we've worn them before, so I shouldn't have been surprised. I just didn't like these gothics very much. Gimme purple & black every time. Just venting a little more after yet another #@!!&%# show at home....
.... I was right about the hump.
