Game Haiku

[ubercat]

Chain saw humming, check
Chipper-shredder tuned up, check
Now let's make some mulch

 

[NURoseBowl]

Chain saw humming, check
Chipper-shredder tuned up, check
Now let's make some mulch

New NU QB
outplays Cardinal counterpart
No Luck for Stanford

 

[Alvious]

Hot sun, high dew point
Son of Thor under center
Making the trees wilt.

 

[Wrestlerneverdiesasacatfan]

Stanford will go down!
Sure as the sun will set
We will be ranked!

 

[Wrestlerneverdiesasacatfan]

Thorson air rifle
On display Saturday, yea!
Dawn of a new day!

 

[SmellyCat]

Jackson, Thorson: Good
NU D: Four turnovers
Northwestern By Four

 

[stpaulcat]

A tree grows in Ryan
Cat's offense chops it down and then
defense lakes the tree

 

[ubercat]

Forestry Alert !!!
Tree huggers flock to E-town
For a piece of ash

 

[stpaulcat]

Forestry Alert !!!
Tree huggers flock to E-town
For a piece of ash

Fellatio Alert!!!
Defense doesn't lick the ash
Defense lakes the ash

 

[CMcCat]

The most improvement
is made 'tween games one and two.
Set the bar high, 'Cats!

 

[ubercat]

Messed up a mascot
Anarchist marching band banned
The Cardinal sins

 

[willycat]

Chain saw humming, check
Chipper-shredder tuned up, check
Now let's make some mulch

Like it! Did you get the e-mail I sent regarding the ticket for Saturday. See you in the west lot.

 

[stpaulcat]

Jack tripped I fell.
Root Cats to victory for me!
Too painful to cheer

 

[ubercat]

Stanford Tree misquotes
Popular NPR show
Wait, Wait, Don't Fell Me

 

[stpaulcat]

Stanford Tree misquotes
Popular NPR show
Wait, Wait, Don't Fell Me

Renewed football awe
One Thousand pounds about to
roll. Wait, Wait, Don't!

 

[Alaskawildkat]

I shall never see
Anything as beautiful as
a tree - stumped

 

[Alaskawildkat]

I shall never see
Anything as beautiful as
a tree - stumped

When a tree falls.....