Haiku Purdue?

[stpaulcat]

Our pufferbellies
Line up against their puffers
It's choo-choo NU

 

[julescat]

Hash tag I don't care.
Screw the nincompoop McCall.
We just can't stand (P)pat.

 

[Titanium999]

Our pufferbellies
Line up against their puffers
It's choo-choo NU

No doubt,we do stink!
Worse than a MidVale Dave Fart!
Better luck next year!

 

[Titanium999]

Our pufferbellies
Line up against their puffers
It's choo-choo NU

We are just nasty
No good for nothing football
Ongoing misery!

 

[Titanium999]

How worse can it get?
Our basketball team stinks too
Medication time!

 

[stpaulcat]

Titanium9
has transformed into pewter.
Add Plutonium.

 

[stpaulcat]

Cat's train not running.
Boilermakers have a skill,
Rebuild Cat's engine.

 

[Alaskawildkat]

Purple lantern glow
Can still return for Cats
As autumn leaves fade

 

[wicker]

Your coach is named Pat
Only P.A.T. you see
So you still have that

 

[Hungry Jack]

David Hassellhoff
Working the beach at Taj Fitz
Could not save a soul

 

[iskaboo]

Our offense still stinks
Cats must change their ways quickly
Avoid Pur-do-do

 

[Titanium999]

Hook,line,and sinker
Fitz has got us Hoodwinked
Tune of five million

 

[Titanium999]

Back to the eighties
Goes the mighty wildcat team
We need Dennis Green!

 

[DaCat]

Negative Nellies
and Purple Haters rejoice
but Cats will be back

 

[stpaulcat]

Negative Nellies
and Purple Haters rejoice
but Cats will be back

Nattering nabobs
Spiroing out of control
Subdued by Cat's win.

 

[ubercat]

Finesse them to death
As they say in the Borscht Belt:
Gotta have Cat Skills

 

[Catslash]

Game is not perfect
Disorder comes from many corners
Regain balance Cats

 

[cattul]

When you push and push
But each time it goes like crap
You’re a dung beetle