We're gonna kick the crap out of Illinois.
I'm calling it now
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By the way. What kind of moose was that you saw last week?
The type that we never saw for the Wisconsin game.
It is actually unusual to see two or more moose together unless it is a mother and calf.
I am guessing that the second also large moose that showed up is a calf that grew up and is slow to forge out on its own.
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So, let's review.
Two moose showed up last week. We got beat by MSU.
No moose showed up the week before Wisconsin. And we won.
So, why does anyone buy this Moose malarkey anymore? It's like Turk and the flat earth.
The two moose showed up AFTER the MSU game.
That portended the Minny-Northwestern no-contest that led to the good fortune of Northwestern all but locking in the Big Ten West Championship!
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But, a Moose did not show up before the Wisconsin game, did it?
Correct, my Purple Cape from Hawaii Five-0 provided the karma that week to go 5-0.
I truly believe that Lovie Smith will use every trick play they have to try and beat us next week. That game may just be his final bow as coach of the I-L-L-O-S-E-R-S. Personally, I hope they sign him to a lifetime extension and he lives to be 110.
Just can't dislike the guy. Not sure why. Can't stand the team, but I find him benign. Maybe because they don't beat us often. Maybe because he has a lot of annoying coach competition in the B1G. He's no worse than 5th most annoying
Compared to Flack and Harbaugh, he is almost lovieble
1) No way the state of Illinois pays him millions to leave. Especially when they’re finally winning conference games again
2) c’mon, it’s Lovie! He was a class act while leading the Bears to a Super Bowl. If he had a NFL QB, he probably would have won it. While I expect the Cats to beat them every year, he’s never one of the coaches that I find myself cheering against
If you read their message boards it is a highly coveted job that Nick Saban himself would consider. As you probably know they are the "next Wisconsin", according to the fans from central Illinois.
So you’ve decided to die on this hill?
Retreat, soldier, retreat. We will defend the moose until the last man.
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Answer the question. Was there a moose sighting prior to our Wisconsin win?
The moose is BS. F the moose.
I saw that. So, it means the Moose can be replaced by any random object, and that it really holds no special power of its own. Got it.
Please don't anger the moose with this nonsense.
Why not? The moose is proven to hold no special powers. Anger him or not, it doesn't matter. We will win or lose with or without the moose. He is inconsequential.
It's not personal. I have nothing against the Moose himself. I'm just calling him out as a pretender. Not his fault though, it's other people believing in him as a false idol like the golden calf.
If you do not believe that he is good luck, there is a rabbit running around somewhere with 3 feet who is going to be pretty pissed off.
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