Hey Smithee - I just heard you and Ryan are responsible for the $800MM stadium project. You got kids? Interested in adopting a man-child? Comes w NU degree but ornery character. But understands etiquette and ready for idle rich lifestyle!
It’s true. What is not as well known around here is that between the two of us, Michael Phelps and I have won 28 Olympic medals. So I’m a bit busy but will take your request under advisement.
I received this separate email today, regarding this upcoming weekend, which I found oddly humorous (even though I’m the one board poster who thinks we can win):
Of course we will not win. The worst possible outcome is probably not a thrashing but, instead, a game in which OSU sleepwalks through a large part of it, giving fuel to Fitz that all is well. We just got thrashed by moribund Iowa, yet in his Monday presser, he stated we could have won any of our losses except Wisconsin. He blamed the 54 yard field goal (how dare they have a functional kicker).
