There’s a lot of interesting ideas about soccer in this thread. The one about doing always with offsides is not one of them. The game would turn into an abomination with players sitting back. There would be little precise passing going on. It would feel a lot more like a game of kids kicking the ball and going to fight for it.
Soccer is far from boring. If any of you came out of a coma with zero memory you’d find baseball or football incredibly tedious. Like most of the world does. Like
Soccer they require understanding a fair amount about the game to be interested in it. The big difference of soccer and baseball/football (not so much basketball) is that soccer is a game that, if you are a fan, the game starts and, as a spectator, you are required to watch 100% of it. There’s not time for breaks. It’s a build up, it’s continuous. Even when the injuries are annoying and breaking the flow. It’s still 1000 times less breaks than football or baseball.
Bottom line, you don’t grow up with, and despite the fact so many kids play it, Americans don’t really grow up with it, you are not likely to appreciate the details, the flow, the tactics, etc. just like you don’t grow up with baseball and you’ll never understand what’s even remotely interesting about it