OT: Social distancing haiku

[gocatsgo2003]

Just stop. Stop stop stop.
Stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.
Just please ****ing stop.

 

[darmok]

Just stop. Stop stop stop.
Stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.
Just please ****ing stop.

Who can’t count now?

 

[gocatsgo2003]

Who can’t count now?

Rage blackout.

 

[NUCat320]

You are good enough,
smart enough, and doggone it
people like you.

Simply Amazing?
You really think that is true?
Wow! You made my day!

St. Paul can’t count good
Titanium can’t count good
Nobody counts good

 

[Titanium999]

St. Paul can’t count good
Titanium can’t count good
Nobody counts good

I am a virus!
This truth, nobody can deny!
Please find a vaccine!

 

[stpaulcat]

St. Paul can’t count good
Titanium can’t count good
Nobody counts good

You are good enough,
smart enough, and doggone it
people like you, too.

 

[Titanium999]

You are good enough,
smart enough, and doggone it
people like you, too.

Validation!
At last! I thought I was dead!
Time to live it up!

 

[ubercat]

Tissue shortage solved
Try the hand held spray bidet
Spray it, don't scrape it

 

[stpaulcat]

Validation!
At last! I thought I was dead!
Time to live it up!

Validation? Huh.
At least you thought, place to start.
Time to count is nigh.

 

[stpaulcat]

Tissue shortage solved
Try the hand held spray bidet
Spray it, don't scrape it

A reconnaissance
Reveals spray bidet absent
The shelves empty. Ouch!

 

[wicker]

Coach is a class act
Maintaining safe six foot gap
From opponents' goal

 

[Titanium999]

The Fitz Taj Mahal
Is now empty like a ghost
A Catastrophe!

 

[stpaulcat]

The Fitz Taj Mahal
Is empty like a ghost
A Catastrophe!

I'll give you a like anyway, even though it is 5-6-5.

 

[Titanium999]

Financial Meltdown
Is closer than you admit
My NU Faithful!

 

[Titanium999]

Fifteen Trillion Buck
Economy laid to waste
By the new flu bug!

 

[Titanium999]

What are our options?
Bright Northwestern Wildcats ask?
Who knows? Says Wrassler!

 

[Titanium999]

Cardio can help!
Prevent Respiratory Pain!
Start Walking my friends!

 

[stpaulcat]

A wake up call from
Titanium999.
We already knew.

 

[CatManTrue]

Cardio can help!
Prevent Respiratory Pain!
Start Walking my friends!

Dang, dang dang Wrassler!
Can you count or spell Haiku?
Dangy dangy Dang!!

 

[Titanium999]

Dang, dang dang Wrassler!
Can you count or spell Haiku?
Dangy dangy Dang!!

Epic Psychic break!
Due to loss of college sports
What do we do now?