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OT: The 1989 Food Fight in the fraternity quad

Hungry Jack

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Is there anyone else here who remembers that incredible event? I was a primary participant, and am still invoked in tales around the campfires as the raging warrior who threw a tree at the Delta House. When you don't have eggs or yogurt cannisters, dead trees will do.

Just wondering if anyone here was also witness to this epic battle involving five fraternities that culminated in a full-on assault of the Alpha Delt house.
 
A real man would have attacked the DU house.

It's best to do that either on a fall Saturday at 1-3 PM or year-round at 7 AM Sunday morning.

Do you recall the nasty brawl between townies and DU guys in '76 when some townies tried to sneak in and rob the DU house? Quite the bloodbath from what I understand.
 
Do you recall the nasty brawl between townies and DU guys in '76 when some townies tried to sneak in and rob the DU house? Quite the bloodbath from what I understand.

No, but my experience with the DU Brothers during that time period would suggest that was the last house on campus I'd rob.......
 
Hungry Jack- I remember the all-out assault via vegetables that 89' day. I had my way with the ADelt house. If I remember correctly, it has something to do with several fruits heading in their direction. That, accompanied by my giving them a healthy golden shower as well. I was on campus this past weekend with my wife. The whole frat quad is different now. The Alpha Delt house is no more. The most recent inhabitants of that house next to Fiji were the SAEs. Rumor is that they might get kicked off campus now. The old SAE house is Sig Eps or something like that. There is a new dorm where the Pikes and the rest used to be. The old Psi U and ATO house across Sheridan road are now something entirely different. Wow! I guess time changes almost everything.
 
Hungry Jack- I remember the all-out assault via vegetables that 89' day. I had my way with the ADelt house. If I remember correctly, it has something to do with several fruits heading in their direction. That, accompanied by my giving them a healthy golden shower as well. I was on campus this past weekend with my wife. The whole frat quad is different now. The Alpha Delt house is no more. The most recent inhabitants of that house next to Fiji were the SAEs. Rumor is that they might get kicked off campus now. The old SAE house is Sig Eps or something like that. There is a new dorm where the Pikes and the rest used to be. The old Psi U and ATO house across Sheridan road are now something entirely different. Wow! I guess time changes almost everything.
One of my enduring mental images of that day is Dave Vockell on the porch of Alpha Delt, holding a large vat of leftover seafood fettucine from Chef JJ, and dancing circles around the one poor Alpha Delt who got locked out when the horde descended upon their house. He was showering the guy with alfredo sauce, cold noodles and the occasional clam bit. It was epoch.

Those pussies were too chickensh** to join the festivities, but I do remember a piece of something whizzing by my head thrown by one of their ilk. I grabbed my hockey helmet and prepared for the assault.

The beauty of it was that the participating groups cleaned up the quad on the double. By the time the Dean of Student Life or whomever showed up, the evidence was pretty much gone.
 
Is there anyone else here who remembers that incredible event? I was a primary participant, and am still invoked in tales around the campfires as the raging warrior who threw a tree at the Delta House. When you don't have eggs or yogurt cannisters, dead trees will do.

Just wondering if anyone here was also witness to this epic battle involving five fraternities that culminated in a full-on assault of the Alpha Delt house.


I was there as a member of Alpha Delt. Of course my version/recollection of the event is a bit different.

My most lasting memory is of three guys from SAE? or Delt? with a funnelator launching fruit across the quad. I believe it was an unlucky Figi who egged on that crew and took a grapefruit in the man parts. It was one hell of a shot (considering how small the man parts are on a Figi).

That's my story and I'm sticking to it (been telling it to my kids for years).
 
My memory of the events might be fuzzy, but the mental images burned in my brain persist to this day. I remember being near the middle of the quad with a handful of others. There were some Lamb Chops with us, and a few SNu guys. The battle had waged back forth across the quad. There were artillery barrages from our rooftop answered by projectiles from Phi Delt and Delt, along with waves of infantry-like ground assaults. Seeing that I prefer hand to hand combat, I was part of the ground team.

During the rush on the Delt house, I found myself unarmed, and so I grabbed a 4inch caliper sapling that had not survived the winter. I pushed the trunk, and its base fractured with resounding "CRACK!", leaving me with a 10 foot lance of considerable heft. I ran forward toward Delt and hurled it from overhead with two hands. It banged harmlessly against the brick, but the spectacle sent the crowd of onlookers and combatants into a frenzy. I recall this vividly.

It was not long thereafter that someone in the group of combatants milling in the quad yelled "Get Alpha Delt." I remember faces turning in unison toward the southwest corner of the quad. A group of Alpha Delt spectators were there on the front porch in relative safety. Suddenly, the courtyard group coalesced, gave a yell, and descended upon the Alpha Delt porch in a horde driven by madness. I remember the group of Alpha Delts suddenly wide-eyed and fearful, scurrying inside, and then the door slamming shut. One poor soul remained. He was given a bath of seafood fettucine.
 
This actually happened April 27, 1988. I was a Delt, an instigator, and was at the center of most of this because hell, it was so much damn fun. I tried to pull the Daily NU article and picture from the front page (taken from behind a group SAE's launching food at Delt) but the online archive quality is really poor. I have both the front page picture and the accompanying article in a scrap book and I'll try to post them later today.

Still one of my favorite college memories.

Yes, the fraternity quad is much different as are the houses themselves. Top houses are PIKE, Sigma Chi and Phi Psi. SAE was in that group. ZBT is up their as well. DU and FIJI are struggling to recolonize. Delt, Phi Delt, Beta and Sigma NU are all still kicking. From that date in 1988, the only houses still in the same place are Delt, Sigma Chi, DU, Sigma NU, Phi Psi and Phi Delt. Many of the houses have been thrown off and recolonized and I am pretty sure that only Pike, Phi Psi, Phi Delt and Beta have lasted continuously since 1988.

The big houses are over 100 members these days. Here's the latest grade report on the house which lists who is left and their size with the caveat that some included their pledge classes and some did not.

http://www.northwestern.edu/fsl/res...report.pdf#winter2017 membership grade report
 
I was a Phi Gamm back in those days, and it is tough to see the chapter in decline. We had a great, diverse group (and good grades). A lot out of it has to do with the physical plant, which was run down when I was there in the late 1980s. I was House Manager for 3 years, and felt like that place was held together with baling twine, duct tape, and grease from Chef JJ's rueben sandwiches. The good news is that the chapter has raised about $4.5M out of $5M needed to completely gut and renovate the house. They actually construction start this month. The Taj Phi Gamm is on the way!

Would be great to see that picture.

My first notice of the food escalation was some guys on our roof deck with the surgical tube sling shot sending projectiles at SAE. Not sure who instigated it, but I realized it was game on when, about 10 minutes later, I was in the kitchen taking inventory (I was Kitchen Steward at the time) when some guys came down and completely emptied the fridge of yogurt canisters and tomatoes. I don't think JJ was too happy about his inventory disappearing.
 
This actually happened April 27, 1988.

Here is the report from Daily NU (only made bottom corner of pg 3, before my editing). I guess my non-Greek life living off-campus during my '87-'88 senior year means I missed all the fun ;)


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Here is the report from Daily NU (only made bottom corner of pg 3, before my editing). I guess my non-Greek life living off-campus during my '87-'88 senior year means I missed all the fun ;)


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I do remember that there was some fallout from the school in regard to punishment. I held some officer title at the time and remember getting called in to meet with the Dean of Students or somebody like that.
 
I loved that Wagner's "Flight of the Valkyries" was playing while this happened. This sounds like more fun than the "Attica uprising" and fireworks war during finals week in 1976. Anybody remember "Attica! Attica! Attica"?
 
It's best to do that either on a fall Saturday at 1-3 PM or year-round at 7 AM Sunday morning.

Do you recall the nasty brawl between townies and DU guys in '76 when some townies tried to sneak in and rob the DU house? Quite the bloodbath from what I understand.

I assume you mean 1976 because by 1989 the average DU bro was maybe 5'9" 155.
 
DU cleaned out the house of members a time or two. It used to be mostly football players.

I was an ATO in the late 70s when the house was still strong and very active. We had Psi U across the court yard. Never saw a food fight. High pressure water hoses, bottle rockets, smoke bombs and bricks were the preferred weapons. I had all of that and more come through an open window to my room. Typically without warning. Then, when the windows were shut, bricks were the preferred choice. Will never forget how pissed I was when a brick came through my window just as I was sure I was going to get lucky with sweet Cindy. That led to a smoke bomb finding its way into Psi U's stairwell.

Our last chapter president was elected on the strength of his introduction of the high pressure water hose to the ongoing battle with our rivals next door. Being isolated off Sheridan let us get away with a lot as long as nobody called the police or fire department. We had virtually no supervision. And an unlimited budget to fund the fun....thanks to one filthy rich and very generous bro.

On a lighter note, we also enjoyed playing bumper tag with some of the older cars owned by the bros. Have you ever gone down Lake Shore Drive jockeying for position to "tag" your opponent's car from behind. Great fun ( at the time ) at 55-70 MPH in 3-4 lane traffic.

Very thankful those days left no permanent scars.

GOUNUII
 
I was an ATO in the late 70s when the house was still strong and very active. We had Psi U across the court yard. Never saw a food fight. High pressure water hoses, bottle rockets, smoke bombs and bricks were the preferred weapons. I had all of that and more come through an open window to my room. Typically without warning. Then, when the windows were shut, bricks were the preferred choice. Will never forget how pissed I was when a brick came through my window just as I was sure I was going to get lucky with sweet Cindy. That led to a smoke bomb finding its way into Psi U's stairwell.

Our last chapter president was elected on the strength of his introduction of the high pressure water hose to the ongoing battle with our rivals next door. Being isolated off Sheridan let us get away with a lot as long as nobody called the police or fire department. We had virtually no supervision. And an unlimited budget to fund the fun....thanks to one filthy rich and very generous bro.

On a lighter note, we also enjoyed playing bumper tag with some of the older cars owned by the bros. Have you ever gone down Lake Shore Drive jockeying for position to "tag" your opponent's car from behind. Great fun ( at the time ) at 55-70 MPH in 3-4 lane traffic.

Very thankful those days left no permanent scars.

GOUNUII

You must have known Donnie Herzog and Tony Ardizzone.

Have you ever driven down Sheridan Road going over 100 mph with police in hot pursuit? Yup. The cops were well behind us so we made 3 left turns just north of where Sheridan makes a slight turn to the right, stopped at the stop sign, and watched two cop cars go flying past us at very high speeds into Wilmette. Good times.
 
Here's the Daily picture. I think I know who the Delt making a stand is but I'm checking with him to confirm. The guy standing on the porch of Delt passed away way too young.
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You must have known Donnie Herzog and Tony Ardizzone.

Have you ever driven down Sheridan Road going over 100 mph with police in hot pursuit? Yup. The cops were well behind us so we made 3 left turns just north of where Sheridan makes a slight turn to the right, stopped at the stop sign, and watched two cop cars go flying past us at very high speeds into Wilmette. Good times.

Yep. We had several football players in the House. Soderburg, Bailey, Draznik and North also come to mind. OLM Ardizonne was the largest human being I had ever met at the time. Soderburg played OC. Couldn't have been more than 6-0 and 240. Made the all time best corn bread on Sunday mornings I have ever experienced. North was a WR/TE. His Steve Martin impersonations were the highlight of our talent show on Casino Night at the House. Casino Night was HUGE. Guys wore tuxes. Dates in dresses, each receiving flowers at the door on their arrival. Real gambling set up, lounge , open bar and entertainment. Breakfast in bed the following morning. Discreet transportation back to the sorority quads for the ladies who stayed the night.

GOUNUII
 
Yes, the fraternity quad is much different as are the houses themselves. Top houses are PIKE, Sigma Chi and Phi Psi. SAE was in that group. ZBT is up their as well. DU and FIJI are struggling to recolonize. Delt, Phi Delt, Beta and Sigma NU are all still kicking. From that date in 1988, the only houses still in the same place are Delt, Sigma Chi, DU, Sigma NU, Phi Psi and Phi Delt. Many of the houses have been thrown off and recolonized and I am pretty sure that only Pike, Phi Psi, Phi Delt and Beta have lasted continuously since 1988.

The big houses are over 100 members these days. Here's the latest grade report on the house which lists who is left and their size with the caveat that some included their pledge classes and some did not.

http://www.northwestern.edu/fsl/res...report.pdf#winter2017 membership grade report
This brings to mind an old story. In the early 80s, I was a Kappa Sig (long since kicked off campus). Our house was next door to Sigma Chi, with which we occasionally exchanged semi-friendly fire. During my Hell Week, I had to impersonate Sigma Chi's president for the entire week, which involved both clothing and prosthetics. Battles periodically erupted near our adjoining back doors, sometimes with fire hoses. At one point, someone at Sigma Chi made the ill-advised decision to leave the window open next to the rack where they kept their personal coffee mugs in the basement dining area--conveniently at ground level near our back door. A few of our guys took the opportunity to give the mugs an extra rinse--and not from the fire hose, if you know what I mean.

A short while later, we held a weeknight party that ended around 2. At about 5, I awoke to the distinct impression that my roommate had booted in his bed. I investigated, but saw no signs of a problem and went back to bed. Later that morning, I rolled out of bed and headed to Fisk Hall with one of my brothers for a Medill class. We noticed that classmates seemed to be scootching their desks away from us throughout the class. When we returned for lunch, we learned that all of the brothers had had similar experiences--including getting sent home from work study jobs. Turns out that someone had run around our house in the middle of the night spraying butyric acid everywhere. By the time we had slept through the smell for several hours, we apparently had become accustomed to it and were unaware of how odoriferous we were. We had to move out of the house for a week and eventually had to replace all the furniture and carpet. A pain in the ass at the time, but I still get a chuckle out of how unpopular we were on campus that morning.
 
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Yep. We had several football players in the House. Soderburg, Bailey, Draznik and North also come to mind. OLM Ardizonne was the largest human being I had ever met at the time. Soderburg played OC. Couldn't have been more than 6-0 and 240. Made the all time best corn bread on Sunday mornings I have ever experienced. North was a WR/TE. His Steve Martin impersonations were the highlight of our talent show on Casino Night at the House. Casino Night was HUGE. Guys wore tuxes. Dates in dresses, each receiving flowers at the door on their arrival. Real gambling set up, lounge , open bar and entertainment. Breakfast in bed the following morning. Discreet transportation back to the sorority quads for the ladies who stayed the night.

GOUNUII

Greg played center at around 225 lbs. Mark had great hands and I loved to watch him make acrobatic catches on high throws in practice and in games. Tony was about 250 lbs. He tore up Purdue's mammoth first round draft pick DT, Lang (6'7" and 285lbs), in his first start in '75 by crab blocking the shit out of that monster all day. I played against Donnie (OLT) all the time in practice but I never played against Tony. I always wanted to but he played ORT. Donnie was a great guy who was quick to praise and encourage me when things began to click for me prefall sophomore year after I'd had a miserable freshman year. I'll never forget that. I didn't realize, or I had forgotten, that Greg and Mark were ATO. I saw Greg again in Tampa before the Outback Bowl. I don't recall Draznik and North, but I was in and out of the hospital and student health center with swine flu in fall '76, my last quarter at NU.
 
This brings to mind an old story. In the early 80s, I was a Kappa Sig (long since kicked off campus). Our house was next door to Sigma Chi, with which we occasionally exchanged semi-friendly fire. During my Hell Week, I had to impersonate Sigma Chi's president for the entire week, which involved both clothing and prosthetics. Battles periodically erupted near our adjoining back doors, sometimes with fire hoses. At one point, someone at Sigma Chi made the ill-advised decision to leave the window open next to the rack where they kept their personal coffee mugs in the basement dining area--conveniently at ground level near our back door. A few of our guys took the opportunity to give the mugs an extra rinse.

A short while later, we held a weeknight party that ended around 2. At about 5, I awoke to the distinct impression that my roommate had booted in his bed. I investigated, but saw no signs of a problem and went back to bed. Later that morning, I rolled out of bed and headed to Fisk Hall with one of my brothers for a Medill class. We noticed that classmates seemed to be scootching their desks away from us throughout the class. When we returned for lunch, we learned that all of the brothers had had similar experiences--including getting sent home from work study jobs. Turns out that someone had run around our house in the middle of the night spraying butyric acid everywhere. By the time we had slept through the smell for several hours, we apparently had become accustomed to it and were unaware of how odoriferous we were. We had to move out of the house for a week and eventually had to replace all the furniture and carpet. A pain in the ass at the time, but I still get a chuckle out of how unpopular we were on campus that morning.

Funny stuff! Speaking of Sigma Chi, one of the DT's got wasted, went over to Sigma Chi at 4 AM, started trashing the place throwing people and furniture around while yelling "EGGS! I want eggs! I want eggs NOW!" Sigma Chis were fending him off with chairs like a lion tamer would a lion. They ended up waking up their cook and having him fix Norm a plate of eggs at 4 in the morning.
 
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