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Poptarts Bowl is finally here

We will need a poll on favorite pop tart flavors. I'm a cherry man myself.
 
This bowl thing is out of control. Rose, Orange, Peach and so forth, fine. People naming bowls after their latest business venture is only self-serving and not in any way supportive of college football. Lots of bowl games, sure, but the commercialization is sick. No, really sick, and self-serving.
 
This bowl thing is out of control. Rose, Orange, Peach and so forth, fine. People naming bowls after their latest business venture is only self-serving and not in any way supportive of college football. Lots of bowl games, sure, but the commercialization is sick. No, really sick, and self-serving.
I'll say just one word and then get off your lawn: capitalism.
 
Both Cheez-Its and Pop Tarts are part of the emerging company Kellanova, the snack division of the company formerly universally known as Kellogg’s.

Not sure why it was deemed that Cheez-Its were in need of replacement, but it’s the same thing as replacing a bowl named for KFC with the new moniker of Taco Bell (both “Yum” brands).
 
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This bowl thing is out of control. Rose, Orange, Peach and so forth, fine. People naming bowls after their latest business venture is only self-serving and not in any way supportive of college football. Lots of bowl games, sure, but the commercialization is sick. No, really sick, and self-serving.
I'm not entirely unsympathetic, but didn't that ship sail like 15+ years ago???
 
I'm not entirely unsympathetic, but didn't that ship sail like 15+ years ago???
Yes, however... soon, even the game ball will have a corporate sponsor, and when the announcer mentions the football, he or she will have to refer to its corporate name--"The Jiffy-Lube ball is at the Northwestern 26 yard line."
 
What if every yard line were sponsored?

"He's at the Jiffy Lube 25, the Exxon 20, the McDonald's 15, the Royal Crown Cola 10, the Nike 5, and it's a touchdown, brought to you by Ken-L-Ration Tenderchunks!"


[Pepsi: The choice of an NU generation]
7 Eleven would get really confusing.
 
What if every yard line were sponsored?

"He's at the Jiffy Lube 25, the Exxon 20, the McDonald's 15, the Royal Crown Cola 10, the Nike 5, and it's a touchdown, brought to you by Ken-L-Ration Tenderchunks!"


[Pepsi: The choice of an NU generation]
This is becoming just too ridiculous. Judge's Idiocracy was supposed to be a comedy, but in fact is indeed turning into reality. When the networks have cartoon characters from upcoming movies superimposed in the stands, you know the s#$& is hitting the fan. Pretty soon it will be Christmas, brought to you by Amazon.
 
This is becoming just too ridiculous. Judge's Idiocracy was supposed to be a comedy, but in fact is indeed turning into reality. When the networks have cartoon characters from upcoming movies superimposed in the stands, you know the s#$& is hitting the fan. Pretty soon it will be Christmas, brought to you by Amazon.
Christmas already is brought by Amazon
 
This bowl thing is out of control. Rose, Orange, Peach and so forth, fine. People naming bowls after their latest business venture is only self-serving and not in any way supportive of college football. Lots of bowl games, sure, but the commercialization is sick. No, really sick, and self-serving.
"I'm shocked, shocked to find out gambling is going on here"

"Your winnings, sir"

"Thank you."
 
CHZIT Citrus Bowl. Great Jan 1 game. Kelloggs also supported Sun Bowl. I like bowl games and the bowls supported are good games.
 
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What if every yard line were sponsored?

"He's at the Jiffy Lube 25, the Exxon 20, the McDonald's 15, the Royal Crown Cola 10, the Nike 5, and it's a touchdown, brought to you by Ken-L-Ration Tenderchunks!"


[Pepsi: The choice of an NU generation]
The Skyrizi sack.
 
We will need a poll on favorite pop tart flavors. I'm a cherry man myself.

Definitely chocolate.

Here's the other poll question for the crowd: when is the last time you actually ate a pop tart?

Lordy, probably not since my 20s, maybe mid 30s at the latest - so about 30 years ago. I gave up cereals like Capn Crunch about the same time. I've graduated to the large containers of fresh bakery chocolate chip cookies at Costco now (not for breakfast, just my main sugar fix).
 
Definitely chocolate.

Here's the other poll question for the crowd: when is the last time you actually ate a pop tart?

Lordy, probably not since my 20s, maybe mid 30s at the latest - so about 30 years ago. I gave up cereals like Capn Crunch about the same time. I've graduated to the large containers of fresh bakery chocolate chip cookies at Costco now (not for breakfast, just my main sugar fix).
I have young kids so I eat leftover poptarts infrequently.

My favorite is either the half eaten strawberry or mostly whole brown sugar. Whatever they leave me.
 
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So the consensus is that a Pop-Tarts Bowl is okay?
I didn’t realize that this post should have been a poll. Given, naturally, that Rivals polls are the finest unscientific sources of market research that one can get for free.
 
Much like Florida, Pop Tarts ain’t what they used to be. They’ve been skimping on the frosting more and more every year :/
 
Much like Florida, Pop Tarts ain’t what they used to be. They’ve been skimping on the frosting more and more every year :/
It's those f****** food scientists from Purdue. This. The Boilers deserve the Pop Tarts Bowl. Getting to a bowl game in 2023 should be a goal for NU, but the Pop Tarts Bowl should be avoided at all cost. It would make NU look even sillier than they have the past few years.
 
Definitely chocolate.

Here's the other poll question for the crowd: when is the last time you actually ate a pop tart?

Lordy, probably not since my 20s, maybe mid 30s at the latest - so about 30 years ago. I gave up cereals like Capn Crunch about the same time. I've graduated to the large containers of fresh bakery chocolate chip cookies at Costco now (not for breakfast, just my main sugar fix).
Last week. I stumbled across a box of unfrosted strawberry Pop Tarts at K Mart a few days ago. It had been years since I had one before that though.
 
Last week or a few days ago?
This last week which included a few days ago - premised upon Sunday being the beginning of a new week. At least that is how my wall calendar divides the weeks. On the other hand is that non-Biblical with resting on the 7th day as Sunday?
 
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