Saw Olah Outside Ryan Field After PSU

[Hungry Jack]

And I am happy to report that:
1) He legitimately exists
2) He is legitimately 7 ft tall
3) He has legitimately cropped hair

 

[shakes3858]

And I am happy to report that:
1) He legitimately exists
2) He is legitimately 7 ft tall
3) He has legitimately cropped hair

How are so sure on #2? Did you have a tape measure?

 

[PURPLECAT88]

How are so sure on #2? Did you have a tape measure?

Of course he did. What kind of weak-ass fan goes to a Big Ten football game without a tape measure?

 

[NJCat83588]

How are so sure on #2? Did you have a tape measure?

HJ is also 7'0" and looked him eye to eye......

 

[Hungry Jack]

Guys who are 6'11" stand up arrow straight, shoulders back, chin out. They wear striped shirts and pants to make them look taller. Some guys might even wear a stove pipe hat or a Shaq jersey. It's basically an odd form of short man's disease, except they are just short of 7'.

Guys are who 7' slump a bit, wear baggy clothes, and act like being 7' is a common occurrence. They might wear garanimals and a kilt. A 6'11" would not be caught dead in a kilt.

 

[NURoseBowl]

HJ is also 7'0" and looked him eye to eye......

Hungry Jack may BE 7'0" ----- but he's still no FootballPhil.

 

[shakes3858]

Guys who are 6'11" stand up arrow straight, shoulders back, chin out. They wear striped shirts and pants to make them look taller. Some guys might even wear a stove pipe hat or a Shaq jersey. It's basically an odd form of short man's disease, except they are just short of 7'.

Guys are who 7' slump a bit, wear baggy clothes, and act like being 7' is a common occurrence. They might wear garanimals and a kilt. A 6'11" would not be caught dead in a kilt.

Maybe the 6'11.5 Olah was dressing up as a 7 footer for halloween and forgot to take the costume off. Dressing up as a 7 footer would be right with your short man's disease concept.

 

[lunker35]

I saw Olah in downtown Evanston and he was riding past Taco Bell on one of those Hoverboard things. It was hilarious and I couldn't keep myself from laughing out loud.

 

[Hungry Jack]

I saw Olah in downtown Evanston and he was riding past Taco Bell on one of those Hoverboard things. It was hilarious and I couldn't keep myself from laughing out loud.

Lol

 

[NUCat320]

Guys who are 6'11" stand up arrow straight, shoulders back, chin out. They wear striped shirts and pants to make them look taller. Some guys might even wear a stove pipe hat or a Shaq jersey. It's basically an odd form of short man's disease, except they are just short of 7'.

Guys are who 7' slump a bit, wear baggy clothes, and act like being 7' is a common occurrence. They might wear garanimals and a kilt. A 6'11" would not be caught dead in a kilt.

Garanimals? I assumed Circo elastic waistband jeans.

 

[Hungry Jack]

Garanimals? I assumed Circo elastic waistband jeans.

No way. Those are way outdated.