Second Round Haiku

[ubercat]

Just what is a Zag
Half of a rolling paper
About to get smoked

 

[SmellyCat]

I can't stop smiling.
The Cats won a tourney game!
I can die in peace.

 

[WarCat]

Cats and dogs may fight
But dog who calls itself zag
Gets mauled by Wildcats.

 

[D_C_B]

Cinderella story
From the past yields to Wildcats
Cats are the new Zags.

 

[Noah121]

Four thousand screaming
Schoolkids? Oh wait. Not at home
And this is the men!

 

[GoZags1]

Two quality schools
Representing themselves well
Should be a good one

 

[Deeringfish]

Caught Cat scratch fever
Dogs dig a deep hole
Can't find their own bone

 

[Wrestlerneverdiesasacatfan]

Just what is a Zag
Half of a rolling paper
About to get smoked

Dam! That was good Uber!

 

[Wrestlerneverdiesasacatfan]

Man crush on Collins
Love to see the purple win ❤️
I still love Fitz though!

 

[stpaulcat]

Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing
Sound of sinking three point shots
against Gonzaga.

 

[stpaulcat]

Society of Jesus
takes a cut to the chin
Aloysius is sad.

 

[GoZags1]

Society of Jesus
takes a cut to the chin
Aloysius is sad.

Not exactly 5-7-5 but awesome nonetheless.

 

[stpaulcat]

Not exactly 5-7-5 but awesome nonetheless.

Christ society
takes a cut to the chin
Aloysius sad

Okay, how many syllables in Aloysius? I have no clue. If it's three, Aloysius is sad.

Society of
Jesus takes one on chin
Aloysius is sad.

 

[GoZags1]

Christ society
takes a cut to the chin
Aloysius sad

Okay, how many syllables in Aloysius? I have no clue. If it's three, Aloysius is sad.

Society of
Jesus takes one on chin
Aloysius is sad.

Again .... awesome (my opinion).

It's also my opinion that it'd be perfect if:

Jesus takes one on "the" chin.

 

[stpaulcat]

Again .... awesome (my opinion).

It's also my opinion that it'd be perfect if:

Jesus takes one on "the" chin.

That depends on whether "takes" is one or two syllables--I assumed two, In which case, the article "the" is difficult in the Japanese language, and a Haiku is Japanese.

 

[D_C_B]

17 years of Catholic school says it's 3.

 

[D_C_B]

I'm such a fool. I can't count. It's 4. That's what I meant to say because I had the total of the last line at 6, but I somehow screwed it up. Oops.

Al-ooo-wish-iss.

 

[stpaulcat]

I'm such a fool. I can't count. It's 4. That's what I meant to say because I had the total of the last line at 6, but I somehow screwed it up. Oops.

Al-ooo-wish-iss.

Thanks for the coaching
I am a Fighting Methodist
not a Catholic

 

[Palindrome]

Just what is a Zag
Half of a rolling paper
About to get smoked

No point in writing
Why bother with a haiku?
Uber said it all

 

[ubercat]

Cat fans agonize
over what uni's we'll wear
A 1% thing

 

[stpaulcat]

Fighting Methodists
Society of Jesus
buckets from heaven

 

[CaliforniaCat]

In Salt Lake City
Cats dine on bulldogs for lunch
Best meal of the year

 

[Palindrome]

Just what is a Zag
Half of a rolling paper
About to get smoked

Let bye gone zaga
Be bye gone zaga today
Good riddance I say

 

[Alaskawildkat]

Zag's Japanese Rui
Brings native Haiku karma
Will it be enough?

 

[ubercat]

Gonzoverrated
While 'Cats are hitting their stride
I like our chances