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My gosh! Michigan appears to be a good team but nothing 'wow".
Assuming we take care of business and dont turn over the ball, we really ought to leave purple bruises on them.

They are about two years away from where our team is right now. Our defense is legit and its fairly tough for me to picture their half baked offense getting into the endzone. Thats no disrespect to michigan, im just giving credit to the best defense in the nation. Our offense is also far superior than michigans.
So why the fuss?

No game is perfect so im giving michigan a mulligan turnover from us just to push them into the endzone but if we simply stay objective and strictly go by what we have already observed then michigan will have clear and present issues getting on the board.
Thats the reality, guys.
 
If you enjoy watching The Walking Dead like me, you might see the drama as a paradigm for this matchup. In The Walking Dead, the obvious danger and enemy presence for Rick and his crew are the walkers--flesh-craving zombies. Though slow, noisy, and awkward, walkers can overwhelm even well-armed groups like Rick's. Or individual zombies can opportunistically surprise an unsuspecting human.

However, the unfolding drama soon teaches us that the real threat to Rick and his "family" are other humans. The zombie plague has destroyed modern society and all infrastructure, so humans are now forced to fight for scarce resources that offer basic safety and sustenance. Human enemies are much more cunning and dangerous.

So for the Cats, are they battling Michigan on Saturday, or are they actually battling themselves? If the Cats can play their game, avoid mistakes, and continue to put forth incremental improvements in the passing game, they can win. The zombies of Ann Arbor will be vanquished.

(this is a jest, btw)
 
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My gosh! Michigan appears to be a good team but nothing 'wow".
Assuming we take care of business and dont turn over the ball, we really ought to leave purple bruises on them.

They are about two years away from where our team is right now. Our defense is legit and its fairly tough for me to picture their half baked offense getting into the endzone. Thats no disrespect to michigan, im just giving credit to the best defense in the nation. Our offense is also far superior than michigans.
So why the fuss?

No game is perfect so im giving michigan a mulligan turnover from us just to push them into the endzone but if we simply stay objective and strictly go by what we have already observed then michigan will have clear and present issues getting on the board.
Thats the reality, guys.

The fuss is that we can't beat the bastards.
 
Turk... You must distinguish the real from the hype.

The Dazed & Blue Horde are loaded from top to bottom with high-quality, sought-after gridiron talent. The team just needed a talented, charismatic college-level football leader who could put the pieces all together into a cohesive machine; and James Hair-ball is doing a very commendable job so far. Hair-ball's tenure at SF was virtually over - after several years, multi-million dollar pros didn't buy into his rah-rah, "win one for the Gipper" shtick any more and the team as a whole was beginning to turn on the man (I've got very reliable inside info on that one). The college game was his true path with heart in the first place and Michigan was his nirvana program (since being a ball boy in the Bo Schembechler years). He's gonna succeed big time; and Meat-Chicken's current meteoric upward mobility is something both remarkable and a testament to the high quality talent pool under his mentorship. However, It's all still very much a work in progress. But the kissy-butt, fawning media gnomes, who are trying very hard to get a foothold on this pigskin rocket ship that's blasting off, are so positively ingratiating to the program, that it's hard to see the real from the mythical. The national media focus is squarely on Meat-Chicken, period; NU is just their next opponent "meat" and have little to no market worth, except as a college football novelty that is "a nice story" but has little to no staying value in the long run. That's where I believe NU has the advantage, at least from the media and college football fan base aspect.

As for comparing both teams, they are currently virtually running neck-and neck down the game week backstretch and by tomorrow they both will be racing through the far turn and heading into their stretch run to the finish line. Both are great defensively (no news there); but the talent level and depth across all positions could be on NU side because that's the team strength, bar none. But the difference between them is marginal and could turn on a dime with an injury to a key player or two. Don't bluster about NU's D being THAT much better than Meat-Chicken's D - they just ain't. Turnovers will be a major factor. If NU can win the TO battle, then the final outcome will shift in the 'Cats favor; if not, then NU is gonna get stomped.

Offensively is where the hype machine kicks-in. The Dazed & Blue Horde have a transfer QB in Jake Rudock who was/is middling at best, but still is assimilating into the Hair-ball O structure and growing - and you've got to understand that the Hair-ball regime nurtured a journeyman QB in Colin Kaepernick into a top NFL talent (at least better than 66% of the starting QB pool in the NFL), so Rudock is still in his "honeymoon period" with his HC and OC. And that's where the hype starts. The media attention is all on Rudock and his upside potential; with the Wildcats' Clayton Thorson being no more that a cute newbie QB afterthought. But that is all national media hype and college football fan break-room chatter. Meat-Chicken's coaching staff is taking NU very seriously and the 109k rabid Dazed & Blue Horde fan base is gonna be vocal and calling for their team to turn the visitors into MildCat roadkill as quickly as possible. Rudock's growth between the Maryland game and this weekend is the crucial factor. If he progresses with Hair-Ball's passing game plan, then NU is in jeopardy because Rudock will perform better; if he regresses for whatever reason (performance anxiety; Odenigbo, Lancaster, Gibson & Lowry constantly in his shorts; etc...), then the door opens for NU to grab the "W" flag and leave The Big Out-House singing "Go U NU."

The second BIG key offensively is whether or not Thorson and Co. can score in H-1 to quell the loud drumbeats from the Meat-Chicken fans. If NU heads into Q4 with the lead or is within striking distance and has possession, the Dazed & Blue Horde sidelines will begin to feel the heat of their own mistaken expectations (both players and coaches) and that's where the 'Cats have to seal the deal - which they haven't been able to do in the last 3 contests with Meat-Chicken.

I see a huge dogfight, especially in Q4. The cream will rise and I envision the 'Cats doing a repeat performance of the exciting '95 Q4 photo-finish scenario, in which Clayton does his best imitation of Steve Schnur making short dink TD scoring toss to Vitale playing the part of Matt Hartl midway thru the last quarter. Then the Wildcat D has to rise and stone the Dazed & Blue Horde O to prevent a tying or go-ahead score.
 
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Turk... You must distinguish the real from the hype.

The Dazed & Blue Horde are loaded from top to bottom with high-quality, sought-after gridiron talent. The team just needed a talented, charismatic college-level football leader who could put the pieces all together into a cohesive machine; and James Hair-ball is doing a very commendable job so far. Hair-ball's tenure at SF was virtually over - after several years, multi-million dollar pros didn't buy into his rah-rah, "win one for the Gipper" shtick any more and the team as a whole was beginning to turn on the man (I've got very reliable inside info on that one). The college game was his true path with heart in the first place and Michigan was his nirvana program (since being a ball boy in the Bo Schembechler years). He's gonna succeed big time; and Meat-Chicken's current meteoric upward mobility is something both remarkable and a testament to the high quality talent pool under his mentorship. However, It's all still very much a work in progress. But the kissy-butt, fawning media gnomes who are trying very hard to get a foothold on this pigskin rocket ship that's blasting off, are so positively ingratiating to the program, that it's hard to see the real from the mythical. The national media focus in squarely on Meat-Chicken, period; NU is just their next opponent and have little to no market worth, except as a college football novelty that is "a nice story" but has little to no staying value in the long run. That's where I believe NU has the advantage, at least from the media and college football fan base aspect.

As for comparing both teams, they are currently virtually running neck-and neck down the game week backstretch and by tomorrow they both will be racing through the far turn and heading into their stretch run to the finish line. Both are great defensively (no news there); but the talent level and depth across all positions could be on NU side because that's the team strength, bar none. But difference is marginal and could turn on a dime with an injury to a key player or two. Don't bluster about NU's D being THAT much better that Meat-Chicken's D - they just ain't. Turnovers will be a major factor. If NU can win the TO battle, then the final outcome will shift in the 'Cats favor; if not, then NU is gonna get stomped.

Offensively is where the hype machine kicks-in. The Dazed & Blue Horde have a transfer QB in Jake Rudock who was/is middling at best, but still is assimilating into the Hair-ball O structure and growing - and you've got to understand that the Hair-ball regime nurtured a journeyman QB in Colin Kaepernick into a top NFL talent (at least better than 66% of the starting QB pool in the NFL), so Rudock is still in his "honeymoon period" with his HC and OC. And that's where the hype starts. The media attention is all on Rudock and his upside potential; with the Wildcats' Clayton Thorson being no more that a cute newbie QB afterthought. But that is all national media hype and college football fan break-room chatter. Meat-Chicken's coaching staff is taking NU very seriously and the 109k rabid Dazed & Blue Horde fan base is gonna be vocal and calling for their team to turn the visitors into MildCat roadkill as quickly as possible. Rudock's growth between the Maryland game and this weekend is the crucial factor. If he progresses with Hair-Ball's passing game plan, then NU is in jeopardy because Rudock will perform better; if he regresses for whatever reason (performance anxiety; Odenigbo, Lancaster, Gibson & Lowry constantly in his shorts; etc...), then the door opens for NU to grab the "W" flag and leave The Big Out-House singing "Go U NU."

The second BIG key offensively is whether or not Thorson and Co. can score in H-1 to quell the loud drumbeats from the Meat-Chicken fans. If NU heads into Q4 with the lead or is within striking distance and has possession, the Dazed & Blue Horde sidelines will begin to feel the heat of their own mistaken expectations (both players and coaches) and that's where the 'Cats have to seal the deal - which they haven't been able to do in the last 3 contests with Meat-Chicken.

I see a huge dogfight, especially in Q4. The cream will rise and I envision the 'Cats doing a repeat performance of the exciting '95 Q4 photo-finish scenario, in which Clayton does his best imitation of Steve Schnur making short dink TD scoring toss to Vitale playing the part of Matt Hartl midway thru the last quarter. Then the Wildcat D has to rise and stone the Dazed & Blue Horde O to prevent a tying or go-ahead score.
the problem at san fran was the owner and the gm not the players not listening anymore
 
Like I said... I'm VERY familiar w/ what went down and the owner & GM were reacting to the players' opinions & attitudes sir. If the players were all-in supporting Hair-Ball, he'd still be there.
 
Turk... You must distinguish the real from the hype.

The Dazed & Blue Horde are loaded from top to bottom with high-quality, sought-after gridiron talent. The team just needed a talented, charismatic college-level football leader who could put the pieces all together into a cohesive machine; and James Hair-ball is doing a very commendable job so far. Hair-ball's tenure at SF was virtually over - after several years, multi-million dollar pros didn't buy into his rah-rah, "win one for the Gipper" shtick any more and the team as a whole was beginning to turn on the man (I've got very reliable inside info on that one). The college game was his true path with heart in the first place and Michigan was his nirvana program (since being a ball boy in the Bo Schembechler years). He's gonna succeed big time; and Meat-Chicken's current meteoric upward mobility is something both remarkable and a testament to the high quality talent pool under his mentorship. However, It's all still very much a work in progress. But the kissy-butt, fawning media gnomes, who are trying very hard to get a foothold on this pigskin rocket ship that's blasting off, are so positively ingratiating to the program, that it's hard to see the real from the mythical. The national media focus is squarely on Meat-Chicken, period; NU is just their next opponent "meat" and have little to no market worth, except as a college football novelty that is "a nice story" but has little to no staying value in the long run. That's where I believe NU has the advantage, at least from the media and college football fan base aspect.

As for comparing both teams, they are currently virtually running neck-and neck down the game week backstretch and by tomorrow they both will be racing through the far turn and heading into their stretch run to the finish line. Both are great defensively (no news there); but the talent level and depth across all positions could be on NU side because that's the team strength, bar none. But the difference between them is marginal and could turn on a dime with an injury to a key player or two. Don't bluster about NU's D being THAT much better than Meat-Chicken's D - they just ain't. Turnovers will be a major factor. If NU can win the TO battle, then the final outcome will shift in the 'Cats favor; if not, then NU is gonna get stomped.

Offensively is where the hype machine kicks-in. The Dazed & Blue Horde have a transfer QB in Jake Rudock who was/is middling at best, but still is assimilating into the Hair-ball O structure and growing - and you've got to understand that the Hair-ball regime nurtured a journeyman QB in Colin Kaepernick into a top NFL talent (at least better than 66% of the starting QB pool in the NFL), so Rudock is still in his "honeymoon period" with his HC and OC. And that's where the hype starts. The media attention is all on Rudock and his upside potential; with the Wildcats' Clayton Thorson being no more that a cute newbie QB afterthought. But that is all national media hype and college football fan break-room chatter. Meat-Chicken's coaching staff is taking NU very seriously and the 109k rabid Dazed & Blue Horde fan base is gonna be vocal and calling for their team to turn the visitors into MildCat roadkill as quickly as possible. Rudock's growth between the Maryland game and this weekend is the crucial factor. If he progresses with Hair-Ball's passing game plan, then NU is in jeopardy because Rudock will perform better; if he regresses for whatever reason (performance anxiety; Odenigbo, Lancaster, Gibson & Lowry constantly in his shorts; etc...), then the door opens for NU to grab the "W" flag and leave The Big Out-House singing "Go U NU."

The second BIG key offensively is whether or not Thorson and Co. can score in H-1 to quell the loud drumbeats from the Meat-Chicken fans. If NU heads into Q4 with the lead or is within striking distance and has possession, the Dazed & Blue Horde sidelines will begin to feel the heat of their own mistaken expectations (both players and coaches) and that's where the 'Cats have to seal the deal - which they haven't been able to do in the last 3 contests with Meat-Chicken.

I see a huge dogfight, especially in Q4. The cream will rise and I envision the 'Cats doing a repeat performance of the exciting '95 Q4 photo-finish scenario, in which Clayton does his best imitation of Steve Schnur making short dink TD scoring toss to Vitale playing the part of Matt Hartl midway thru the last quarter. Then the Wildcat D has to rise and stone the Dazed & Blue Horde O to prevent a tying or go-ahead score.
Fair enuf, Bobby
 
How's 'bout continuing w/ the original tropic of this thread, no? So what's the origin or veracity for all the fuss about Meat-Chicken?
 
Nice parody, waterboy. The current hype is out there, indicting they are unbeatable. However, we have played them even the last three times and came away with a loss in all three...because of what WE did, not what they did. The moving line field goal, the Hail Mary TD when covered, etc. Saturday will be a different story, more like '95 than anything else. Going in as the underdog is great. If CT keeps improving and plays the game correctly instead of locking onto receivers, we have a great chance. If our DB's can jump the route without getting double-moved and caught in no-man's land, so much the better. Our DL will make all the difference in pressuring the QB. If he has enough time to throw, it will be a different story since even the best db's can't cover forever. And if all the tackles made reflect Drew Smith's philosophy, we'll have a better chance still.
 
Clayton Thorson is getting better each week, while Jake Rudock has a long history of mediocrity. If that wasn't the case, he'd be starting at Iowa. Both defenses are rock solid, but the loss of their LB will give Justin Jackson just enough room for first downs. My biggest concern is that the rabid fans at the big house will sway the officiating. Maybe replay will work in our favor this week. But ultimately, I think the game will be decided by turnovers. So far the ball has been bouncing in NU's direction and I think the early season intercepts due to inexperience are declining. Not sure the same can be said about Rudock.

Wildcats 27
Wolverines 13
 
Turk... You must distinguish the real from the hype.

The Dazed & Blue Horde are loaded from top to bottom with high-quality, sought-after gridiron talent. The team just needed a talented, charismatic college-level football leader who could put the pieces all together into a cohesive machine; and James Hair-ball is doing a very commendable job so far. Hair-ball's tenure at SF was virtually over - after several years, multi-million dollar pros didn't buy into his rah-rah, "win one for the Gipper" shtick any more and the team as a whole was beginning to turn on the man (I've got very reliable inside info on that one). The college game was his true path with heart in the first place and Michigan was his nirvana program (since being a ball boy in the Bo Schembechler years). He's gonna succeed big time; and Meat-Chicken's current meteoric upward mobility is something both remarkable and a testament to the high quality talent pool under his mentorship. However, It's all still very much a work in progress. But the kissy-butt, fawning media gnomes, who are trying very hard to get a foothold on this pigskin rocket ship that's blasting off, are so positively ingratiating to the program, that it's hard to see the real from the mythical. The national media focus is squarely on Meat-Chicken, period; NU is just their next opponent "meat" and have little to no market worth, except as a college football novelty that is "a nice story" but has little to no staying value in the long run. That's where I believe NU has the advantage, at least from the media and college football fan base aspect.

As for comparing both teams, they are currently virtually running neck-and neck down the game week backstretch and by tomorrow they both will be racing through the far turn and heading into their stretch run to the finish line. Both are great defensively (no news there); but the talent level and depth across all positions could be on NU side because that's the team strength, bar none. But the difference between them is marginal and could turn on a dime with an injury to a key player or two. Don't bluster about NU's D being THAT much better than Meat-Chicken's D - they just ain't. Turnovers will be a major factor. If NU can win the TO battle, then the final outcome will shift in the 'Cats favor; if not, then NU is gonna get stomped.

Offensively is where the hype machine kicks-in. The Dazed & Blue Horde have a transfer QB in Jake Rudock who was/is middling at best, but still is assimilating into the Hair-ball O structure and growing - and you've got to understand that the Hair-ball regime nurtured a journeyman QB in Colin Kaepernick into a top NFL talent (at least better than 66% of the starting QB pool in the NFL), so Rudock is still in his "honeymoon period" with his HC and OC. And that's where the hype starts. The media attention is all on Rudock and his upside potential; with the Wildcats' Clayton Thorson being no more that a cute newbie QB afterthought. But that is all national media hype and college football fan break-room chatter. Meat-Chicken's coaching staff is taking NU very seriously and the 109k rabid Dazed & Blue Horde fan base is gonna be vocal and calling for their team to turn the visitors into MildCat roadkill as quickly as possible. Rudock's growth between the Maryland game and this weekend is the crucial factor. If he progresses with Hair-Ball's passing game plan, then NU is in jeopardy because Rudock will perform better; if he regresses for whatever reason (performance anxiety; Odenigbo, Lancaster, Gibson & Lowry constantly in his shorts; etc...), then the door opens for NU to grab the "W" flag and leave The Big Out-House singing "Go U NU."

The second BIG key offensively is whether or not Thorson and Co. can score in H-1 to quell the loud drumbeats from the Meat-Chicken fans. If NU heads into Q4 with the lead or is within striking distance and has possession, the Dazed & Blue Horde sidelines will begin to feel the heat of their own mistaken expectations (both players and coaches) and that's where the 'Cats have to seal the deal - which they haven't been able to do in the last 3 contests with Meat-Chicken.

I see a huge dogfight, especially in Q4. The cream will rise and I envision the 'Cats doing a repeat performance of the exciting '95 Q4 photo-finish scenario, in which Clayton does his best imitation of Steve Schnur making short dink TD scoring toss to Vitale playing the part of Matt Hartl midway thru the last quarter. Then the Wildcat D has to rise and stone the Dazed & Blue Horde O to prevent a tying or go-ahead score.
so calling the coach and team by silly ass nicknames and dreaming back 20 years ago is how you predict this game? what a dick.
 
When was the last time you went to the Noted Dames board or the BuckNut board prior to your game against them... I'm sure they were blowing kisses and smoke up your jack-hole just to keep things P-G.

Grow-up and let 'em drop, Elmo. You'll feel so much better than grabbing your stick-shift before you clink it into gear gazing at your Hair-Ball poster to get you going for the night.

SHEEEEEEEESH!!!
 
When was the last time you went to the Noted Dames board or the BuckNut board prior to your game against them... I'm sure they were blowing kisses and smoke up your jack-hole just to keep things P-G.

Grow-up and let 'em drop, Elmo. You'll feel so much better than grabbing your stick-shift before you clink it into gear gazing at your Hair-Ball poster to get you going for the night.

SHEEEEEEEESH!!!
very clever and intimidating. ill bet you are scary when you climb out of grandmas basement and talk face to face to a man.
 
I'm a former MLB and still leg press 650 and bench 300 (big deal); If you want to meet me for a "man-to-man discussion" Turk will sell tickets to the event. You, on the other hand, need a lesson in online gamesmanship, and need to look back at the rivals threads prior to your games against the Noted Dames and the BuckNuts over the last dozen years or so. Let me know when-where you'd like that discussion... Cant wait...
 
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I'm a former MLB and still leg press 650 and bench 300 (big deal); If you want to meet me for a "man-to-man discussion" Turk will sell tickets to the event. You, on the other hand, need a lesson in online gamesmanship, and need to look back at the rivals threads prior to your games agasinst the Noted Dames and the BuckNuts over the last dozen years or so. Let me know when-where you'd like that discussion... Cant wait...
riggggght. all keyboard warriors have those same stats.
 
Let me see... You don't bend over to pick-up the gauntlet thrown at your feet? Very typical of an internet gnome jack-hole living vicariously through his team's past entitlement prowess. When you check your sack for the ca-hones that might have dropped for you in the last few minutes, then let me know the when-where of our asked-for discussion. It would be a great pleasure... In the meantime shut your pie-hole before you're ready to personally back-up your manhood.
 
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My gosh! Michigan appears to be a good team but nothing 'wow".
Assuming we take care of business and dont turn over the ball, we really ought to leave purple bruises on them.

They are about two years away from where our team is right now. Our defense is legit and its fairly tough for me to picture their half baked offense getting into the endzone. Thats no disrespect to michigan, im just giving credit to the best defense in the nation. Our offense is also far superior than michigans.
So why the fuss?

No game is perfect so im giving michigan a mulligan turnover from us just to push them into the endzone but if we simply stay objective and strictly go by what we have already observed then michigan will have clear and present issues getting on the board.
Thats the reality, guys.
We will have our hands full! I hope Thorson can air it out to get our run game going!
 
Turk... You must distinguish the real from the hype.

The Dazed & Blue Horde are loaded from top to bottom with high-quality, sought-after gridiron talent. The team just needed a talented, charismatic college-level football leader who could put the pieces all together into a cohesive machine; and James Hair-ball is doing a very commendable job so far. Hair-ball's tenure at SF was virtually over - after several years, multi-million dollar pros didn't buy into his rah-rah, "win one for the Gipper" shtick any more and the team as a whole was beginning to turn on the man (I've got very reliable inside info on that one). The college game was his true path with heart in the first place and Michigan was his nirvana program (since being a ball boy in the Bo Schembechler years). He's gonna succeed big time; and Meat-Chicken's current meteoric upward mobility is something both remarkable and a testament to the high quality talent pool under his mentorship. However, It's all still very much a work in progress. But the kissy-butt, fawning media gnomes, who are trying very hard to get a foothold on this pigskin rocket ship that's blasting off, are so positively ingratiating to the program, that it's hard to see the real from the mythical. The national media focus is squarely on Meat-Chicken, period; NU is just their next opponent "meat" and have little to no market worth, except as a college football novelty that is "a nice story" but has little to no staying value in the long run. That's where I believe NU has the advantage, at least from the media and college football fan base aspect.

As for comparing both teams, they are currently virtually running neck-and neck down the game week backstretch and by tomorrow they both will be racing through the far turn and heading into their stretch run to the finish line. Both are great defensively (no news there); but the talent level and depth across all positions could be on NU side because that's the team strength, bar none. But the difference between them is marginal and could turn on a dime with an injury to a key player or two. Don't bluster about NU's D being THAT much better than Meat-Chicken's D - they just ain't. Turnovers will be a major factor. If NU can win the TO battle, then the final outcome will shift in the 'Cats favor; if not, then NU is gonna get stomped.

Offensively is where the hype machine kicks-in. The Dazed & Blue Horde have a transfer QB in Jake Rudock who was/is middling at best, but still is assimilating into the Hair-ball O structure and growing - and you've got to understand that the Hair-ball regime nurtured a journeyman QB in Colin Kaepernick into a top NFL talent (at least better than 66% of the starting QB pool in the NFL), so Rudock is still in his "honeymoon period" with his HC and OC. And that's where the hype starts. The media attention is all on Rudock and his upside potential; with the Wildcats' Clayton Thorson being no more that a cute newbie QB afterthought. But that is all national media hype and college football fan break-room chatter. Meat-Chicken's coaching staff is taking NU very seriously and the 109k rabid Dazed & Blue Horde fan base is gonna be vocal and calling for their team to turn the visitors into MildCat roadkill as quickly as possible. Rudock's growth between the Maryland game and this weekend is the crucial factor. If he progresses with Hair-Ball's passing game plan, then NU is in jeopardy because Rudock will perform better; if he regresses for whatever reason (performance anxiety; Odenigbo, Lancaster, Gibson & Lowry constantly in his shorts; etc...), then the door opens for NU to grab the "W" flag and leave The Big Out-House singing "Go U NU."

The second BIG key offensively is whether or not Thorson and Co. can score in H-1 to quell the loud drumbeats from the Meat-Chicken fans. If NU heads into Q4 with the lead or is within striking distance and has possession, the Dazed & Blue Horde sidelines will begin to feel the heat of their own mistaken expectations (both players and coaches) and that's where the 'Cats have to seal the deal - which they haven't been able to do in the last 3 contests with Meat-Chicken.

I see a huge dogfight, especially in Q4. The cream will rise and I envision the 'Cats doing a repeat performance of the exciting '95 Q4 photo-finish scenario, in which Clayton does his best imitation of Steve Schnur making short dink TD scoring toss to Vitale playing the part of Matt Hartl midway thru the last quarter. Then the Wildcat D has to rise and stone the Dazed & Blue Horde O to prevent a tying or go-ahead score.
Waterboy, you are a wall of words! Still, you are pretty much on! The game is close to a toss up. Just depends who brings it! I will say this,if Thorson plays like he did the last six quarters, we will have a good chance of winning. Nothing is guaranteed. We have to perform a high level! Boy do my eyes hurt after reading and waterboy post. I read all waterboy's blog last week and needed two aspirin to get to bed! Lol
 
omg. you guys are to easy.

"too"! Sheesh! I learned this when I was in second grade. I guess pistol is a grade schooler or some "I can't spell anything" loser working garbage pick-up.

What would make this internet thing more fun is if there was a key, that when struck, would cause the middle school douchebags (e.g., pistol55) to be pulled through the internet and pop up before the guy they just called a liar.

It would be fun to see pistol55 fumbling around to find tough words to say to a former B1G middle linebacker who's beaten the Buckeyes.
 
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omg. you guys are to easy.
Hey Pistol or cap gun or whatever you want to call yourself. For starters your showing off your weak Michigan education by using "to" in place of "too" but then I'm truly sure you don't know the difference. As for man to man...Hmmm, wow you're really tough behind your keyboard too aren't you. I suppose because you're, notice the apostrophe for the contraction, a Michigan fan that must make you tougher than brainiacs. Oops, your thought process is flawed again, if you saw my physical resume you'd be running back to Frankenmuth. Go back to your hole and leave us alone.
 
"too"! Sheesh! I learned this when I was in second grade. I guess pistol is a grade schooler or some "I can't spell anything" loser working garbage pick-up.

What would make this internet thing more fun is if there was a key, that when struck, would cause the middle school douchebags (e.g., pistol55) to be pulled through the internet and pop up before the guy they just called a liar.

It would be fun to see pistol55 fumbling around to find tough words to say to a former B1G middle linebacker who's beaten the Buckeyes.
Ha ha Glades...I din't see your post before I wrote mine, but I said the same thing. What a complete dolt! Good to have to back Glades, I missed ya!
 
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Pistol came here, read some $hizz about UM, and got into a pissing match. In other words, he trolled himself.

Pistol-whipped, I will 'splain sumpin to youz. WATERBOY is what we call a per-so-na. Rhymes with Arizona, Tacoma, or myyyyyyyy Sharona. Personas aren't real. They are like actors. Or muppets. You got into a fight with a muppet. Can you wrap your pretty little head around dat?
 
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very clever and intimidating. ill bet you are scary when you climb out of grandmas basement and talk face to face to a man.

I'm a former MLB and still leg press 650 and bench 300 (big deal); If you want to meet me for a "man-to-man discussion" Turk will sell tickets to the event. You, on the other hand, need a lesson in online gamesmanship, and need to look back at the rivals threads prior to your games against the Noted Dames and the BuckNuts over the last dozen years or so. Let me know when-where you'd like that discussion... Cant wait...

Difference here is at least a couple dozen posters here can validate them, whereas you joined just to start posting anonymous crap.

Dude, he legit played football. And this is an NU board. Stop being such a ninny.

Let me see... You don't bend over to pick-up the gauntlet thrown at your feet? Very typical of an internet gnome jack-hole living vicariously through his team's past entitlement prowess. When you check your sack for the ca-hones that might have dropped for you in the last few minutes, then let me know the when-where of our asked-for discussion. It would be a great pleasure... In the meantime shut your pie-hole before you're ready to personally back-up your manhood.

"too"! Sheesh! I learned this when I was in second grade. I guess pistol is a grade schooler or some "I can't spell anything" loser working garbage pick-up.

What would make this internet thing more fun is if there was a key, that when struck, would cause the middle school douchebags (e.g., pistol55) to be pulled through the internet and pop up before the guy they just called a liar.

It would be fun to see pistol55 fumbling around to find tough words to say to a former B1G middle linebacker who's beaten the Buckeyes.

Pistol came here, read some $hizz about UM, and got into a pissing match. In other words, he trolled himself.

Pistol-whipped, I will 'splain sumpin to youz. WATERBOY is what we call a per-so-na. Rhymes with Arizona, Tacoma, or myyyyyyyy Sharona. Personas aren't real. They are like actors. Or muppets. You got into a fight with a muppet. Can you wrap your pretty little head around dat?


Pistol55 - Meet your worst nightmare:

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By the way that cooled red box the Waterboy carries is for preserving any surviving body parts to be gifted to the the organ donor department at Northwestern University Hospital.
 
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"too"! Sheesh! I learned this when I was in second grade. I guess pistol is a grade schooler or some "I can't spell anything" loser working garbage pick-up.

What would make this internet thing more fun is if there was a key, that when struck, would cause the middle school douchebags (e.g., pistol55) to be pulled through the internet and pop up before the guy they just called a liar.

It would be fun to see pistol55 fumbling around to find tough words to say to a former B1G middle linebacker who's beaten the Buckeyes.

BTW, don't mess with Gladeskat. He was a former B1G (and Div III) DL. Though I imagine the only thing he benches these days are buckets of Bojangles and cases of PBR.
 
very clever and intimidating. ill bet you are scary when you climb out of grandmas basement and talk face to face to a man.

Did you really dust off the "grandma's basement" from your 1997 edition of "Greatest Internet Retorts"?

Very nostalgic. Just like your football team. Tying your retort to the last time your team was any good is sheer GENIUS!
 
BTW, don't mess with Gladeskat. He was a former B1G (and Div III) DL. Though I imagine the only thing he benches these days are buckets of Bojangles and cases of PBR.
It's actually much worse than that. Glades is a biologist and wildlife researcher. He will put some crazy African dung beetle in your soup, and you'll be screwed.
 
Pistol55 - Meet your worst nightmare:

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By the way that cooled red box the Waterboy carries is for preserving any surviving body parts to be gifted to the the organ donor department at Northwestern University Hospital.

Organs!? Really? I thought Grandma gave him some cookies and fruit cups that day when he left her basement to come to the game.
 
riggggght. all keyboard warriors have those same stats.
In this case he does. He did play MLB for the cats and I have seen him with the sledge hammer at the semi-annual pumpkin (IL) smashing event that he puts together just before a home game against IL Let me assure you he still works out regularly.
 
My gosh! Michigan appears to be a good team but nothing 'wow".
Assuming we take care of business and dont turn over the ball, we really ought to leave purple bruises on them.

They are about two years away from where our team is right now. Our defense is legit and its fairly tough for me to picture their half baked offense getting into the endzone. Thats no disrespect to michigan, im just giving credit to the best defense in the nation. Our offense is also far superior than michigans.
So why the fuss?

No game is perfect so im giving michigan a mulligan turnover from us just to push them into the endzone but if we simply stay objective and strictly go by what we have already observed then michigan will have clear and present issues getting on the board.
Thats the reality, guys.

One could ask the same thing about NW. Seems like both are seeing a turnaround after some lean years. Of course one is at home and has better athletes on the roster and a better coach. Seems like a UM win to me.
 
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My gosh! Michigan appears to be a good team but nothing 'wow".
Assuming we take care of business and dont turn over the ball, we really ought to leave purple bruises on them.

They are about two years away from where our team is right now. Our defense is legit and its fairly tough for me to picture their half baked offense getting into the endzone. Thats no disrespect to michigan, im just giving credit to the best defense in the nation. Our offense is also far superior than michigans.
So why the fuss?

No game is perfect so im giving michigan a mulligan turnover from us just to push them into the endzone but if we simply stay objective and strictly go by what we have already observed then michigan will have clear and present issues getting on the board.
Thats the reality, guys.

Two years away? Can only get on the score board if NW helps us?

You sure called that one. :rolleyes:
 
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Two years away? Can only get on the score board if NW helps us?

You sure called that one. :rolleyes:
I wish i had a crystal ball. Great coach in harbaugh and i love that he had his offensive starters in to kick us while we were down, passing in the redzone with two minutes to go. Unfortunately our coach doesnt understand that. It mattered that harbough scored another td even though some will say it was meaningless. That home crowd also mattered. I havent seen that on tv from the big house for quite a while.
good game by michigan.
 
Let me see... You don't bend over to pick-up the gauntlet thrown at your feet? Very typical of an internet gnome jack-hole living vicariously through his team's past entitlement prowess. When you check your sack for the ca-hones that might have dropped for you in the last few minutes, then let me know the when-where of our asked-for discussion. It would be a great pleasure... In the meantime shut your pie-hole before you're ready to personally back-up your manhood.

Dude, playing football doesn't some how redeem you from being the putz that you are. Grow up. It takes a tool to go keyboard warrior after being called on their homer fantasies.



Speaking of which, how did that work out again?


If you want to run smack to that degree, pay your 10 bucks, and do so in the privacy of your team's pay forums. Go cheap, and don't whine when you get called on the delusions of grandeur. It really is that simple.
 
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