Let your hate flow.....
Q. Why do ducks fly over Columbus, Ohio upside down? A. There's nothing worth crapping on!
Q: Why do OSU grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards? A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: Why don't Ohio State football players sink in the Great Lakes? A: Because crap floats.
Q: What does a Buckeye grad call a Northwestern grad in 5 years? A: Boss!
Q: What's the one thing that keeps OSU football players from graduating? A: Going to Class.
Q: Did you hear about the fire in OSU football dorm that destroyed 20 books? A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
Q: How do you castrate an Ohio State Buckeyes fan? A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Q: What should you do if you find three buckeye fans buried up to their neck in cement? A: Get more cement.
Q: What's the difference between a buckeye fan and a carp? A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Q. Why do ducks fly over Columbus, Ohio upside down? A. There's nothing worth crapping on!
Q: Why do OSU grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards? A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: Why don't Ohio State football players sink in the Great Lakes? A: Because crap floats.
Q: What does a Buckeye grad call a Northwestern grad in 5 years? A: Boss!
Q: What's the one thing that keeps OSU football players from graduating? A: Going to Class.
Q: Did you hear about the fire in OSU football dorm that destroyed 20 books? A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
Q: How do you castrate an Ohio State Buckeyes fan? A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Q: What should you do if you find three buckeye fans buried up to their neck in cement? A: Get more cement.
Q: What's the difference between a buckeye fan and a carp? A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
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