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    NU FB lawsuits

    When all is said & done Northwestern will do what Northwestern does when Northwestern has A Problem: Throw money at The Problem. With both hands.
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    OT: Growing the Perfect Lawn

    My strategy this year is to plant weeds, and let the grass take over.
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    OT med question

    If you have pain/numbness/tingling down your leg/legs especially, you may have herniated a disc. See your primary care doc or an Urgi Care doc and follow up as needed.
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    Which Big Ten team / fan base do you dislike the most?

    ‘My’ Maroons are 4-0 in football against Notre Dame, and the Domers are always grateful to be reminded of this fact 😎.
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    Court date set April 2025

    If Fitz was put on administrative leave, with pay, instead of being fired, his lawsuit wouldn’t be worth the powder to blow it to hell with because: no damages, except for hurt feelings.
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    OT: a funny thing happened at O’Hare…

    Sorry, it gets worse. A buzzard tried to board the plane with two dead rabbits. The Flight Attendant said ‘Sorry, no carrion.‘ OK, I’ll see myself out…
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    OT: a funny thing happened at O’Hare…

    I was checking in, behind a Photon. The Clerk asked the Photon if he had any baggage to check. The Photon said ‘No checked bags, I’m traveling light.’
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    Hilariously, NU hasn’t even updated the coaches on the official roster… …?

    Practicing law and coaching football are quite similar; you must be smart enough to know how to do it, and dumb enough to care.
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    Hilariously, NU hasn’t even updated the coaches on the official roster… …?

    That does it. I am getting me a Google Machine.
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    In football we take a knee, Purdue obviously had the betting line in mind.

    Hmmm. With NIL and money for the players, the point-shaving scandals should be a thing of the past, no?
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    Wow, is this board dead.

    Has anyone seen my car keys? They were here a minute ago!
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    bajakian sucks eggs...

    Did a double take the first time I saw Bajakian: thought Braun had hired James Franklin 🤪.
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    FSU to B1G

    Haha good luck FSU. Litigation is a machine you enter as a cow and exit as a sausage.
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    Aiden Newbill flips commitment from NU to Cal

    Droski sighting in 3…2…1.
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    Utah starting QB entering portal - AFTER the bowl game

    Kansas City Athletics and NY Yankees is a good simile, but I’m concerned that college football will be more like Harlem Globetrotters and Washington Generals.
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    Northwestern lands British CB Timi Oke

    Mustard’s Last Stand will offer beans on toast and bubble and squeak!
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    Transfer Recruiting

    I’d be Thor as hell if he goes to OSU or Michigan.
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    Ten things to know about UTEP

    His buyout was $180,000. Wait, I got that on me…
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    Does Dr Gragg deserve some credit for this season

    ‘Success has many parents, failure is an orphan.’
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    I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

    Michigan and tOSU beating the stuffings out of each other for 3 games? Don’t threaten me with a good time.
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