April Fools Joke

[FloridAlum]

Expected later today, stay tuned

 

[SciCat]

Expected later today, stay tuned

Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

 

[Hungry Jack]

I will check my Twitter feed hourly!

 

[FloridAlum]

I will check my Twitter feed hourly!

Not yet, later today

 

[NURoseBowl]

He already got us, wily fox that he is.

 

[Hungry Jack]

Something involving Mike Miranda?

 

[FloridAlum]

Something involving Mike Miranda?

Not even close. The joke might happen around dinner time

 

[Alaskawildkat]

The wait is almost as exciting as this morning's search.

 

[FloridAlum]

I suspected it might be after dinner.

 

[Hungry Jack]

What happened???

 

[FloridAlum]

What happened???

Hasn’t happened yet, don’t miss it

 

[FloridAlum]

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

 

[FloridAlum]

Elephino!

 

[Hungry Jack]

Dang!

 

[ubercat]

That was sure worth the wait.

 

[stpaulcat]

I believe you have confused April Fools Day with April 16th, Save the Elephants Day.

 

[ubercat]

Whaddya get when you cross a porcupine with a skunk?

 

[ubercat]

A dirty look from both of them.

 

[Alaskawildkat]

Why did the elephant take off his shoes when he walked through the forrest?

 

[stpaulcat]

Why did the elephant take off his shoes when he walked through the forrest?

So it could mate with a rhinoceros?

 

[stpaulcat]

Whaddya get when you cross a porcupine with a skunk?

What happens to a skunk when it mates with a porcupine?

 

[Alaskawildkat]

Why did the elephant take off his shoes when he walked through the forrest?

So he wouldn't get the flora dirty.

 

[hdhntr1]

What happens to a skunk when it mates with a porcupine?

Don't know but I sure don't want to get close enough to find out

 

[DkeCat]

Don't know but I sure don't want to get close enough to find out

So we are at this part of the offseason, huh?

 

[GlideCat]

So he wouldn't get the flora dirty.

There's a pun in there somewhere that I am just not seeing.

 

[stpaulcat]

There's a pun in there somewhere that I am just not seeing.

Flora's his girlfriend.

 

[GlideCat]

Flora's his girlfriend.

The elephant or Alaska?

 

[stpaulcat]

The elephant or Alaska?

Maybe it's Flora the moose?

 

[Alaskawildkat]

There's a pun in there somewhere that I am just not seeing.

Don't worry. That was an original and even though I have been repeating it since childhood, no one else has yet either.

(Actually, when I first came up with it I had the elephant putting on slippers rather than taking off shoes since, before living in Japan, I grew up in a household where we kept our shoes on when we went inside. Maybe that works better?)

 

[GlideCat]

Don't worry. That was an original and even though I have been repeating it since childhood, no one else has yet either.

(Actually, when I first came up with it I had the elephant putting on slippers rather than taking off shoes since, before living in Japan, I grew up in a household where we kept our shoes on when we went inside. Maybe that works better?)

Okay. I get it now. That was a lot of work.