Game Haiku

[ubercat]

Time traveling Cats
Go back eight years to play like
It’s 2014

 

[wicker]

Fitz is a class act
But is he sly like a fox
To predict some wins?

 

[NUCat320]

Visitors in town
I’m otherwise occupied
Text me if it’s close

 

[stpaulcat]

Cats play Penn this week
Sure win against Ivy—“what?”
State? Take prisoners.

 

[Catslash]

twenty four point spread
underdog is Fitz favorite
let's cover Wildcats

 

[PurpleWhiteBoy]

"We stinks" said Sammy
While unaware of NU
So sad Sosa'd know

 

[EvanstonCat]

Playing Ped State U
As our team plays pee wee ball
Danger of butt rape

 

[Alvious]

Road trippin' Wildcats
Stalking Lions in Beaver
Purple leaves them blue

 

[Titanium999]

Time traveling Cats Go back eight years to play like It’s 2014

Road trippin' Wildcats Stalking Lions in Beaver Purple leaves them blue

Road trippin' Wildcats Stalking Lions in Beaver Purple leaves them blue

Road trippin' Wildcats Stalking Lions in Beaver Purple leaves them blue

 

[Titanium999]

Time traveling Cats
Go back eight years to play like
It’s 2014

Fitzamania!
Arrives in Evanston Soon 🔜!
The glass is half full!!!!!!!

 

[Alaskawildkat]

A Happy Valley

Deep in Pennsylvania's woods

Turns sad when Cats win

 

[DaCat]

No change from last year
J-O-N defense still sucks
As does Jake's offense

 

[Alaskawildkat]

A Happy Valley

Deep in Pennsylvania's woods

Turns sad when Cats win

And Darnell Autry

Comes back to film a sequel

With the same title

 

[Hungry Jack]

Neither shiny new
edifice, nor buoyant Fitz
Can block and tackle

 

[StreamCat]

Not good at Haiku
1 2 3 4 5 6 and
1 2 3 4 5

 

[Figrating]

Smesh, smesh, smesh, smesh, smesh!
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Smesh, smesh, smesh, smesh, smesh!

 

[stpaulcat]

Smesh, smesh, smesh, smesh, smesh!
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Smesh, smesh, smesh, smesh, smesh!

A clear case of less is more.

 

[stpaulcat]

Imagination,
Or a flagrant lack thereof
Could be the offense.

 

[loyolacat]

I hate Penn State U
I really hate Penn State U
I hate Penn State U

 

[PurpleWhiteBoy]

Sandusky so vile
Football program facing death
So Join the Big Ten

 

[WestCoastWildcat]

Losing to Franklin
Makes me insufferable
Reigns on Fitz charade.

 

[stpaulcat]

Losing to Franklin
Makes me insufferable
Reigns on Fitz charade.

Reigns, reins or rains?

 

[WestCoastWildcat]

Fitz may be at the end of his reign having lost the reins of the program. More rain expected at the game and on the program. (That’s plain and we’re at Beaver, not Dublin or Spain.)