Game Haiku

[ubercat]

Boiler Pete astride
the little engine that could
Cats must get untracked

 

[Catslash]

limping into Ross Ade
our 'cats battle, poorly led
hope sustains our team

 

[Hungry Jack]

Fitz hints at changes
But fandom remains the same
I hope the Cats win

 

[stpaulcat]

Here kitty, kitty
Purr, Purr, Purr—that’s the sound of
Purrdue lulled to sleep

 

[stpaulcat]

Fitz hints at changes
But fandom remains the same
I hope the Cats win

Fitz, change? Oxymor...
Fandom remains badly bruised.
Hope the fans win too

 

[fcmchi]

The big drum a bore,
Wildcat in hibernation,
Must wait till next year.

 

[BosCat]

Positive haiku?
9 straight makes that tough to do
Win Sat -- not so blue

 

[wicker]

There are two games left
In season of discontent.
Winning soothes all wounds

 

[PurpleWhiteBoy]

If PU wins two
Boilers claim the Big Ten West
Our Cats have no chance

 

[ubercat]

A season gone South
Cats fittingly are headed down
to West Lafayette

 

[Alaskawildkat]

A train wreck awaits

If not a thorough drumming

But Cats get on track

 

[cattul]

Autumn is over
The tree has only one leaf
Winter is coming

 

[stpaulcat]

Where did go the moose?
Cooked like a Perdue chicken,
the Wildcat's goose is

 

[CappyNU]

Drum, drum, drum, drum, drum
All day, it will play, unless...
Mother Nature, help!

 

[DaCat]

Some say Fitz must go
At the end Fitz says Go Cats
No change bleed Purple

 

[DaCat]

What? JON's still coaching?
Can't wait to watch another
Train wreck Saturday

 

[loyolacat]

a shot and a beer
is not enough by game time
season hangover

 

[AdamOnFirst]

NU is awful.
Still, one goofy day would make
Big Ten West carnage.

 

[stpaulcat]

NU is awful.
Still, one goofy day would make
Big Ten West carnage.

NU not awful
Goofy hire makes problem\
Will carnage follow?

 

[ubercat]

Our foe's moniker
Forms our beverage menu
All day on game day

 

[AdamOnFirst]

NU not awful
Goofy hire makes problem\
Will carnage follow?

NU? Awful or JON?
Can one man sink a whole ship?
Well, apparently yes.

 

[TheC]

Thought we'd beat Minny
Oh boy, was I ever wrong
Purdue will go BOOM!

 

[NUCat320]

NU? Awful or JON?
Can one man sink a whole ship?
Well, apparently yes.

Gaping holes, for years,
Plugged by a genius DC.
Hank? He’s Coach Duct Tape.

 

[Rebel II]

Boiler Pete eats turf
Their up and down play doth show
They forgot their cleats.

 

[DaCat]

Defenseless defense
That defines insanity
Drats they scored again