Haiku

[ubercat]

Just finished flushing
last week's purported contest.
Called Roto Rooter

 

[Alvious]

Story sad but true
About a team named Big Sue
Run around NU

 

[Noah121]

No more open frames
Cats claim spares, strikes, and turkeys
Green is the alley

 

[Noah121]

The run of first years
Further bowls down Bowling Green
Falcons leave with splits

 

[ubercat]

New TV series
from the writings of Gladeskat
Touched by a Devil

 

[iskaboo]

Cats to go bowling
Despite inferior Duke game
Falcs green with envy

 

[Deeringfish]

A chance to restart
With a home field advantage.
It's not bocce ball.

 

[NURoseBowl]

Just finished flushing
last week's purported contest.
Called Roto Rooter

What a debacle;
"contest" was not contested.
Tables turn this week.

 

[Hungry Jack]

A bowling green
Provides an opiate prop
To sate bourgeois pigs

 

[Alaskawildkat]

Its Rock, Ball, Scissors
Bowling Ball v Rolling Rock
Rock smashes Green Ball

 

[stpaulcat]

No haiku this week
other than this short epistle
to say, Get The Win!

 

[stpaulcat]

No haiku this week
other than this short epistle
to say, Get The Win!

Okay, just kidding,
Bowling green is not winning.
Get the ball rolling!

 

[stpaulcat]

Wearing a bowler
In front of my television
With my girlfriend Sue.

 

[Overly_Invested_Cat]

Fake news massacre
Becomes a reality
Fact-checked win from 'Cats

 

[WestCoastWildcat]

Post Duke O brownout
fans hope the grass is greener
mowing Bowling Green.

 

[NUCat320]

Last week, my haiku
was good and the Cats were bad.
I'm superstitious.

 

[stpaulcat]

Last week, my haiku
was good and the Cats were bad.
I'm superstitious.

Then thou, Haiku prince
Sacrifice yourself for our Cats
Juxtapose poorly

 

[stpaulcat]

Post Duke O brownout
fans hope the grass is greener
mowing Bowling Green.

Doest Duke an end make,
Leave us roiling in the grass?
Greener days await.

 

[Deeringfish]

Last week, my haiku
was good and the Cats were bad.
I'm superstitious.

Wow, we are going to win by 100

 

[stpaulcat]

Wow, we are going to win by 100

That 9, not Haiku
Haiku say follow rule or
do Hara-Kiri