HaikUberCat....

[stpaulcat]

Ubercat overslept
Or checked out for the season
Switched to limericks?

 

[stpaulcat]

Crunch crunch, crunch crunch, crunch….
The sound from the field as
Gophers eat up turf

 

[ubercat]

Uber got Covid
Can’t count syllables very good
You carry the torch

 

[loyolacat]

I see many gophers
rolling, tumbling, stumbling as
blown by purple wind

 

[stpaulcat]

Syllable count down
The Covid is the culprit
Back to Haiku soon!

 

[stpaulcat]

I see many gophers
rolling, tumbling, stumbling as
blown by purple wind

Purple wind ablows
Fueled by gassy Chick-Fil-A
Gophers run for hills

 

[TheC]

Rah Rah Ski-U-Mah
Ugliest unis around
Will we hear Cats roar?

 

[Rebel II]

Cats go to Minny
Weather and size abound there
Miracle occurs.

 

[stpaulcat]

Ah, the moon people
Rotund, teathered by a string
Float in Minne sky

 

[TheC]

Ah, the moon people
Rotund, teathered by a string
Float in Minne sky

I don't know what this means, but I still laughed. I'm a scientist. I don't get poetry.

 

[WildcatWillie]

I don't know what this means, but I still laughed. I'm a scientist. I don't get poetry.

Thought your haiku was good. I've never even tried to compose one, and am in some awe of those who do -- especially the amusing ones.

 

[stpaulcat]

I don't know what this means, but I still laughed. I'm a scientist. I don't get poetry.

There are people here who are so fat that one day, when they get round as the moon, float up into the Minnesota sky.

 

[stpaulcat]

Thought your haiku was good. I've never even tried to compose one, and am in some awe of those who do -- especially the amusing ones.

Here's an easy one
There once was a Wildcat named
Willie, QED

 

[cattul]

When a dream takes flight
To challenge reality
Reality wins

 

[BosCat]

Positive haiku?
8 straight makes that tough to do
Win Sat -- not so blue

 

[TheC]

Thought your haiku was good. I've never even tried to compose one, and am in some awe of those who do -- especially the amusing ones.

Thanks!

 

[NUCat320]

While PJ’s boys row
their boat, the Cats coast on their
gargantuan Hull

 

[ubercat]

Small, low hanging fruit
Snagged by Cats, leaving Gophers
Mini apple less

(from the vault)

 

[stpaulcat]

While PJ’s boys row
their boat, the Cats coast on their
gargantuan Hull

Very fruitful themes
Minnie rowboat in dry dock
The Hull absconded.

 

[ubercat]

Cats’ rushing attack
Crushes Gophs, pondering now
What the Hull happened

 

[stpaulcat]

Small, low hanging fruit
Snagged by Cats, leaving Gophers
Mini apple less

(from the vault)

"Mini-apple" theft
Chicago Uber driver
steals Minn moniker.

 

[Hungry Jack]

A cold day in hell
Beats a cold day in Minny
Unless the Cats win.

 

[NUCat320]

Klobuchar could pound
JB, and bad. But Fitz will
Pound PJ - and worse.

(RIP Rant Board)

 

[stpaulcat]

A cold day in hell
Beats a cold day in Minny
Unless the Cats win.

Cold day in Minny
Nothing compared to cold day
in 'Cats Evanston

 

[stpaulcat]

Klobuchar could pound
JB, and bad. But Fitz will
Pound PJ - and worse.

(RIP Rant Board)

No worry, feather
Mods never to delete post
Fitz pound of PJ

 

[stpaulcat]

Klobuchar could pound
JB, and bad. But Fitz will
Pound PJ - and worse.

(RIP Rant Board)

Defeating PJ
However, Klobuchar no
Grtechen Whitmer, yes.

 

[Hungry Jack]

Klobuchar could pound
JB, and bad. But Fitz will
Pound PJ - and worse.

(RIP Rant Board)

The thought of JB pounding Klobuchar is worse than thinking of JON keeping his job.

 

[stpaulcat]

The thought of JB pounding Klobuchar is worse than thinking of JON keeping his job.

Do not wreck Haiku
Stay within propriety
five, seven, five, right?

 

[wicker]

Kill all the Gophers
They'll put you away for life.
Or stretch your contract

 

[Alaskawildkat]

Maul of ....merica

At Land of 10,000 Lakes

Lake Front Invaders

 

[DaCat]

Practiced great all year
Fitz wins every day of week
Except Saturdays

 

[Rebel II]

Minny's QB was Ill
Local kid will lead them now
Cats greet him with POW

 

[Titanium999]

Ubercat overslept
Or checked out for the season
Switched to limericks?

Do you really care?
About a 1 and 8 team!
That will not give up!

 

[Catslash]

One hand is clapping
the tree falls without notice
sound of 'cat football

 

[DaCat]

There are fans who care
Lighting up the Twitterverse
Frickin wake up Fitz!

 

[NUCat320]

Missed most of the game
Did not record, on purpose.
My kid scored a hoop.

 

[Hungry Jack]

Anger has given
way to detached acceptance.
Cynicism next