Martinelli in Portal

[UpsetAlert]

check today’s date

 

[TheC]

This day should be illegal!!!!!

 

[catcrazy]

You suck!!

 

[Hungry Jack]

Excellent work

 

[GatoLouco]

Took me approximately 0.25 seconds to figure out this was a prank. It was horrible.

 

[ThatkidfromHolland]

Figured out the date based of the headline. I saw it and went oh it’s April fools.

 

[CappyNU]

This is ban-worthy.

 

[SmellyCat]

The pit in my stomach when I saw it. That was cruel.

That's what April Fool's is all about, but it was still cruel. Good one?

 

[cat inkansas]

Stupid

 

[DarkSide576]

Sid Finch says 'You stink'

 

[PurpleWhiteBoy]

Okay Martinelli declared for the NBA draft instead...
Like Buie and Barnhizer before him, he'll get his feedback ("you will probably never be an NBA player") and return to Evanston for one last season.