What do you call an epic saga about epiphytes?
The Bromeliad.
I will be here all week.
The Bromeliad.
I will be here all week.
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Yeah, but we love him just the same.What do you call an epic saga for curmudgeons?
The willy-ad.
Try the veal!What do you call an epic saga about epiphytes?
The Bromeliad.
I will be here all week.
How many Football boards have Haikus?Wrong crowd. We are buffoons.
Have you read Wrassler's "haiku?" Its more like hijack.How many Football boards have Haikus?
Actually, it would be kind of fun if we had an Intelligent joke of the week day.
So we would choose a day of the week that is often slow in the off season, let's say Wednesday, and someone would share an intelligent joke and the rest of us would comment or confess that we didn't actually get.
Maybe not.
So does this mean that Wenesday's joke is on you?Why not? Nerd humor has always worked here. See you Wednesday!
Count on it.So does this mean that Wenesday's joke is on you?
The Swedish waitress, having spilled fried eggs on herself, exclaimed: "Haha, the yolk's on me!"
Yes, intelligent jokes are for Wednesday. These can be done anytime.Intelligent and it's for wednesday?
Good point!Yes, intelligent jokes are for Wednesday. These can be done anytime.
As an NU grad with a degree in economics, here is my (marginal) contribution:Actually, it would be kind of fun if we had an Intelligent joke of the week day.
So we would choose a day of the week that is often slow in the off season, let's say Wednesday, and someone would share an intelligent joke and the rest of us would comment or confess that we didn't actually get.
Maybe not.
My version...As an NU grad with a degree in economics, here is my (marginal) contribution:
A solar physicist, a mechanical engineer and an economist are stranded on a desert island, with only several cans of beans as food, but no way to open them.
The solar physicist says he can handle things, and starts calculating the size of a pit and the angles of its sides to perfectly focus the sun's rays to create the necessary heat to burst open the cans.
The mechanical engineer says he has a better approach, and starts designing the trajectory and speed necessary to launch the cans out of the lone palm tree so they open upon impact with the island's lone rock without damaging the contents.
The economist waves his hands and says "Hold on, hold on. You are both over-complicating things. First, assume we have a can opener...."
Please don't tell me you are here all week.The Swedish waitress, having spilled fried eggs on herself, exclaimed: "Haha, the yolk's on me!"
A photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks if he has any luggage. The photon says 'no, I'm traveling light.'A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender ,"How much for the beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge".
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
I am not sure I have ever read a thread to my wife until this one.We are only going to do this on Wednesdays, right?
Actually, I'm loving this thread.
A proton checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks if he has any luggage. The proton says 'no, I'm traveling light.'
Just shoot me.
Did you mean "photon"?
Oh come on Uber, you can do better than that. That one stinks.Being a trained scientist, Throckmorton knew that if he were to break wind inside the echo chamber, he would never hear the end of it.