OT: a funny thing happened at O’Hare…

[Frabjous]

I was checking in, behind a Photon. The Clerk asked the Photon if he had any baggage to check. The Photon said ‘No checked bags, I’m traveling light.’

 

[phatcat]

I was checking in, behind a Photon. The Clerk asked the Photon if he had any baggage to check. The Photon said ‘No checked bags, I’m traveling light.’

OK, you started it.

Two atoms are walking down the street and bump into one another. One says "I just lost an electron"

Other one: " are you sure?"

First one: "I'm positive "

 

[wicker]

I was in line at the ticket counter behind John Fogerty and he told the clerk "Put me in coach."

 

[hdhntr1]

I was checking in, behind a Photon. The Clerk asked the Photon if he had any baggage to check. The Photon said ‘No checked bags, I’m traveling light.’

Make it stop!

 

[TheC]

Now we really get to see why the kids can't stop talking about this board!

 

[Frabjous]

Make it stop!

Sorry, it gets worse. A buzzard tried to board the plane with two dead rabbits. The Flight Attendant said ‘Sorry, no carrion.‘ OK, I’ll see myself out…

 

[sprinkler2]

OK, you started it.

Two atoms are walking down the street and bump into one another. One says "I just lost an electron"

Other one: " are you sure?"

First one: "I'm positive "

Never trust and atom. They make up everything.

 

[CatManTrue]

What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do.

 

[DaCat]

I don’t mind hearing chemistry puns, periodically.

 

[hdhntr1]

Sorry, it gets worse. A buzzard tried to board the plane with two dead rabbits. The Flight Attendant said ‘Sorry, no carrion.‘ OK, I’ll see myself out…

That is what I was afraid of, Please do(see yourself out)

 

[phatcat]

Never trust and atom. They make up everything.

Neutron walks into a bar. "How much for a beer?"

Bartender: "for you, no charge"