Game Haiku

[ubercat]

The sons of satan
Await their watery doom
Lake the damn devils

 

[Hungry Jack]

Roscoe's nemesis
No longer comes up Daisies
New sheriff in town

 

[StreamsOfWhiskey]

The bell tolls for thee,
Duke: beware, for the gales of
(September) come early!

 

[stpaulcat]

Labor Day threw me
Haiku came unexpected
Better get on it...

 

[stpaulcat]

James Buchanan Duke
School built on tobacco weed
Cats smoke the Devils

 

[stpaulcat]

Cats sniffing around
Cigarette smoke in the air
Devils don't inhale

 

[cattul]

This happens most years
An unbearable sameness
Let’s hope, no more Duke.

Let’s end this miserable entanglement with a victory, too.

 

[stpaulcat]

This happens most years
An unbearable sameness
Let’s hope, no more Duke.

Let’s end this miserable entanglement with a victory, too.

Nietzsche described this...
The unbearable sameness
of losing to Duke

 

[cattul]

It’s a rarity
Duke and Wildcat fans agree
Please, not you again

 

[AstroCat]

Blue Devils draw near
Soon they'll be singing the blues
Sweet home Chicago

 

[stpaulcat]

The bell tolls for thee,
Duke: beware, for the gales of
(September) come early!

(the lake)?

 

[loyolacat]

blue devils sniff the lake
wildcats roam as the wind blows
devils sink along old wrecks

 

[Rebel II]

I love the lake field
Friday Night lights will shine
'Cats achieve new heights.

 

[CMcCat]

Alert! Beach Hazards!
Dangerous currents are due.
Lakepill’s Purple waves

 

[Alaskawildkat]

Lakeside tailgate fare
Deviled eggs on the menu
Smothered by CATS-up

 

[SmellyCat]

Wright to Kirtz: touchdown
Porter scores up the middle
Wildcats win by 10.

 

[AsburyArchive]

Azure sloth propound
Tyrian Truth settles score
Now and for All Time

 

[NU Houston]

A fun night awaits
It's Frances and Fritz at six
Cats ace Duke at eight

 

[CappyNU]

Clear eyes and full hearts
Belief without evidence
Wildcats can't lose

 

[seavue617]

Duke visits the Lakefill, if they beat Wildcats again, hurts our bowl chances.

 

[OblioCat]

Stiff Wind off the Lake
Cerulean Spooks demise
'Cats make study break at Libes

 

[stpaulcat]

Duke visits the Lakefill, if they beat Wildcats again, hurts our bowl chances.

Close but no cigar
Blow out the lighter on the
Cigarette Devils

 

[stpaulcat]

Azure sloth propound
Tyrian Truth settles score
Now and for All Time

E x t r a
E r u d i t e
O f y o u

 

[NUCat320]

I won’t watch it live
Seeing THE ROOM with my son.
We’ll toss a football.

GO CATS GO CATS GO CATS GO

 

[SmellyCat]

Oh, hi NUCat320.

 

[StreamsOfWhiskey]

(the lake)?

Much better. Dang, I forgot how to count over the summer!

 

[stpaulcat]

Much better. Dang, I forgot how to count over the summer!

Hey, I can forget how to count overnight,

 

[SmellyCat]

Need one yard? Run Cam!
Wait, Wright going to sideline?
What the hell was that?

 

[NUCat320]

Oh, hi NUCat320.

It was just perfect.
So much better than the Cats.
Johnny’s your best friend!