Game Haiku

[ubercat]

Saturday's drama
A frozen baseball landmark
We fight for The Hat

 

[wicker]

Frozen baseball ground
No place to ice the kicker.
Braun learns from Rutgers

 

[loyolacat]

brisk, cold, flurries fly
wind rolls blows sky grey frigid
I put on MY HAT
---------------------
Illini cry
fly
back to
Chambana
wondering
why
Didnt know
Cat have claws.

 

[stpaulcat]

"Os-kee-wow-wow" as
Illini trot out before.
Cats gallop, wow-wow!

 

[CatManTrue]

Saturday's drama
A frozen baseball landmark
We fight for The Hat

Wrigley: no baseball.
Kirtz must score touchdowns to win.
4 & 8: Not Great!

Lausch must throw the ball.
He must be our switch hitter.
5 & 7: Heaven.

⛅️

 

[Mister G]

Chief is the reason,
We Kathmandu, CatMenDon’t,
Cats are broken team.

 

[Rebel II]

Cats versus Champaign,
In Wrigley's cold, frosty grip.
Game of grit, upset.

 

[Alaskawildkat]

Cat and the hat time

Wildcats will be magicians

As they pull out win.

 

[CatManTrue]

Kathmandu, CatMenDon’t,
Chief is the reason,
Cats are a broken team.

“The Cat Man Speaks True.
Cats are weak, like their fanbase.
Illini win big.”

 

[Rebel II]

“The Cat Man Speaks True.
Cats are weak, like their fanbase.
Illini win big.”

Not bad, but your scouting report on Butler sucked. Screen looked like an AA.

 

[CatManTrue]

Not bad, but your scouting report on Butler sucked. Screen looked like an AA.

Huh? What scouting report? I think you got me confused… I watched “The Wizard of Oz” and NFL football today to stay fresh. 🏈 🧙‍♂️

 

[BosCat]

HAT HAT HAT HAT HAT!!!!

HAT HAT HAT HAT HAT HAT HAT!!

HAT HAT HAT HAT …… HAT????

 

[CatManTrue]

HAT HAT HAT HAT HAT!!!!

HAT HAT HAT HAT HAT HAT HAT!!

HAT HAT HAT HAT …… HAT????

“Illini win big.
Cover spread and the over.
Bet your house on it.”

 

[stpaulcat]

Cat and the hat time

Wildcats will be magicians

As they pull out win.

Tiny correction
Dr. Suess corroborates
Cats "in" the Hat time.

 

[Catslash]

11 games gone by
1 chance to redeem season
'cats beat illini

 

[stpaulcat]

Kathmandu, CatMenDon’t,
Chief is the reason,
Cats are a broken team.

First, gotta do five
then you gotta do seven
then comes Kathnandu

 

[BosCat]

Season’s end is nigh
Eliciting one big sigh
Think next year! Don’t crigh😿

 

[AstroCat]

Winning in Wrigley
is hard until it happens
Why not Saturday?

 

[CatManTrue]

Winning in Wrigley
is hard until it happens
Why not Saturday?

“If I get banned for
Betting the Cats will lose big…
Go to Rutgers’ board.”

Rumor on the Northwestern board: Will Da Bears hire Schiano away from Rutgers?

Hey guys! One of my Chicago friends told me that the Bears love Schiano as their next HC if he brings the right OC. Are the rumors true New Jersey??? https://northwestern.forums.rivals.com/threads/poll-who-will-da-bears-hire-now-that-eberflus-is-fired-at-4-8.72687/

rutgers.forums.rivals.com

 

[DaCat]

Stranger things happen
Illannoys set for failure
Break out game for Lausch