Good old fashioned Buckeye Hating jokes

[EagerFan]

Indeed, I hadn't seen this and thanks for bumping it.

 

[Purple Pile Driver]

Indeed, I hadn't seen this and thanks for bumping it.

You don’t read the archives from 7 years ago?

 

[EagerFan]

I'm a slacker.

 

[Williesfan]

Talking to a Michigan fan years ago. He asks if I knew what a Buckeye was? He elaborated a hairless nut that serves no purpose.

 

[phatcat]

This guy goes into a bar in Ann Arbor with his dog on the day of the OSU game. Dog is all dressed in UM colors. Bartender says "the dog looks great but he can't come in here".

Guy says: " I know, but wait till you see this dog".

The dog sits down on a stool next to his master. Before the game, he is whimpering with excitement. During the game, every time Michigan does something well, he starts howling with joy. When OSU does something well, he is growling. This goes on the whole game. Dog is demonstrably excited when UM does well and agitated when OSU does. Late in the game, UM is trailing by two but driving. It comes down to a 53 yard FG attempt. Dog is whimpering while awaiting the kick. Kick splits the uprights. Dog jumps up on the bar, does a backflip, and runs the length of the bar, high-fiving others along the way.

Bartender says " well, you were right, that dog is something special. But tell me, what does he do when ohio state wins?"

Guy says: "hmm I don't know. The dog was born in 2020"

 

[TheC]

This guy goes into a bar in Ann Arbor with his dog on the day of the OSU game. Dog is all dressed in UM colors. Bartender says "the dog looks great but he can't come in here".

Guy says: " I know, but wait till you see this dog".

The dog sits down on a stool next to his master. Before the game, he is whimpering with excitement. During the game, every time Michigan does something well, he starts howling with joy. When OSU does something well, he is growling. This goes on the whole game. Dog is demonstrably excited when UM does well and agitated when OSU does. Late in the game, UM is trailing by two but driving. It comes down to a 53 yard FG attempt. Dog is whimpering while awaiting the kick. Kick splits the uprights. Dog jumps up on the bar, does a backflip, and runs the length of the bar, high-fiving others along the way.

Bartender says " well, you were right, that dog is something special. But tell me, what does he do when ohio state wins?"

Guy says: "hmm I don't know. The dog was born in 2020"

I imagine that took a lot for you to post that! 😅