Two more freaking months

[timbfischer]

Summer is interminable.

 

[Hungry Jack]

It is? Good grief. It's already July. Every weekend is already booked. The time goes way too fast!

 

[pawildcat]

It is? Good grief. It's already July. Every weekend is already booked. The time goes way too fast!

Agreed. As you get older you get far less impatient for the days to fly by.

 

[phatcat]

Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana

 

[Hungry Jack]

Whatever happened to our Wednesday clever joke thread?

 

[Deeringfish]

Whatever happened to our Wednesday clever joke thread?

I moved to Utah but I'll be back. Nice to get a little encouragement.

 

[NJCat]

I moved to Utah but I'll be back. Nice to get a little encouragement.

They don't joke in Utah?

 

[Hungry Jack]

They don't joke in Utah?

Only if you have one wife. Then they make fun of you.

 

[Deeringfish]

They don't joke in Utah?

I'm not sure what the rules are, yet.
Actually, between the painting and remodeling and waiting for the movers to come , then unpacking. I hardly know what day of the week it is.

 

[Frabjous]

I moved to Utah but I'll be back. Nice to get a little encouragement.

The Pope is in the Vatican minding his own business when a Cardinal rushes in and says,
'Your Holiness, I have good news and bad news, God is on the phone!'
The Pope says 'that is wonderful news, what could possibly be bad?'
'He is calling from Salt Lake City.'

That is my only Utah joke.