Lena says, " Maybe it's just as veil dat money can't but happiness. Vid da ugh prices dese days.
Nobody could afford it.
Nobody could afford it.
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OK, one more try...Lena says, " Maybe it's just as veil dat money can't but happiness. Vid da ugh prices dese days.
Nobody could afford it.
Ha, the version I heard is, the Texan says 'F*ck off.'Sorry, I don't do Ole and Lena.
Texan: "Where are you from?"
Harvard Graduate: "I come from a place where we do not end sentences with prepositions."
Texan: "Okay— where are you from, jackass?"
Perhaps the most intelligent joke of the day.Three Native American women give birth.
The first has a son, on a bear hide.
The second has a son, on a deer hide.
The third has twin sons, on a hippopotamus hide, thus proving that the Squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the son of the Squaw of the other two hides.
I will show myself out.
Another true one...
At Arnold Engineering Development Center in Tullahoma, Tennessee, they have a thing they call the "chicken gun." It shoots chickens at airplane canopies to test for collision resistance. There is a joke about accidentally using frozen chickens which is made up. But I did some work for them years ago and heard the following true story:
When the chicken gun was first built, they got it calibrated and it worked very well for some time. Then, the failure rate started going up pretty markedly. It crossed various types of canopies and glass. The scientists checked all of the settings on the gun and everything checked out. They went through the math and could find nothing wrong but the failures were statistically way too high. Someone finally called the chicken supplier and asked him if anything had changed with the chickens. He told them that they had become his best customer so he had started giving them the next larger size chickens at no extra charge. They thanked him for the thought and requested that he return to the smaller chickens. Problem solved.
Truth is stranger than fiction kind of joke.I don't get that one. Was it a joke?