1. You got through the birth of your first child and your daughter's wedding without showing emotion but tears roll down your cheeks whenever you hear the phrase "Its football time in Tennessee."
2. You own a pair of orange pants.
3. Bonus points if you regularly wear the orange pants.
4. Double bonus points if you wore them to your cousin's wedding.
5. You know at least 5 people between the ages of 20 to 23 named Peyton.
6. If you have a child between the ages of 20 and 23 who is not named Peyton, then turn in your orange pants.
7. You have had a long and heated argument with a major automobile manufacturer over why orange is not one of their base colors.
8. You are glad that Butch Jones keeps his weight down as you hate it when people say that your coach looks like a pumpkin on television.
9. You get unreasonably angry whenever you hear the name Woodson.
10. Bonus points if you get just as angry when you hear the name Hornung.
11. Your biggest rival is Florida... unless it is Alabama... unless it is Florida... unless it is Alabama... as long as it is not Vanderbilt. Oh please... for all that is decent and holy... not Vanderbilt.
12. You have gotten really tired of explaining to people that "No, we don't have to pay Purina for the rights to use our end zones."
13. You have had a discussion with your wife that it should not bother her if the carpeting, wallpaper, curtains, and bedcoverings in your bedroom are all orange. Her eyes are closed when she is asleep anyway.
2. You own a pair of orange pants.
3. Bonus points if you regularly wear the orange pants.
4. Double bonus points if you wore them to your cousin's wedding.
5. You know at least 5 people between the ages of 20 to 23 named Peyton.
6. If you have a child between the ages of 20 and 23 who is not named Peyton, then turn in your orange pants.
7. You have had a long and heated argument with a major automobile manufacturer over why orange is not one of their base colors.
8. You are glad that Butch Jones keeps his weight down as you hate it when people say that your coach looks like a pumpkin on television.
9. You get unreasonably angry whenever you hear the name Woodson.
10. Bonus points if you get just as angry when you hear the name Hornung.
11. Your biggest rival is Florida... unless it is Alabama... unless it is Florida... unless it is Alabama... as long as it is not Vanderbilt. Oh please... for all that is decent and holy... not Vanderbilt.
12. You have gotten really tired of explaining to people that "No, we don't have to pay Purina for the rights to use our end zones."
13. You have had a discussion with your wife that it should not bother her if the carpeting, wallpaper, curtains, and bedcoverings in your bedroom are all orange. Her eyes are closed when she is asleep anyway.