This is a day early, but you get the idea...
God rest ye merry Wildcat fans
Let nothing you dismay.
A shiny, sparkling edifice
Will be our field of play
To save us all from FCS.
Now that 3 stars must get paid.
Oh Big Ten revenue will deploy
To pay the boys.
Oh Big Ten revenue will deploy.
God rest ye merry Wildcat fans
Let nothing you dismay
Remember Fitz our Savior
Was made to go away
To save us from a legal mess
After there was much horseplay.
Oh tidings of lawyers’ next ploy
Fees ahoy!
Oh tidings of lawyers’ next ploy.
In Evanston on Central Street
An edifice is raised.
And there within our prideful team
Will return to winning ways.
A well-paid team in Lujan’s scheme
Will quiet all the nays.
Oh tidings of victories and bowls
Wins and bowls.
Oh tidings of comfort and joy.
Fear not then, says our new AD
A rebirth we portend
With your support I can assure
Our program’s on the mend.
To free all those who lost all hope
From losing with no end
Oh tidings of victories and bowls
Wins and bowls
Oh tidings of comfort and joy.
God rest ye merry Wildcat fans
Let nothing you dismay.
A shiny, sparkling edifice
Will be our field of play
To save us all from FCS.
Now that 3 stars must get paid.
Oh Big Ten revenue will deploy
To pay the boys.
Oh Big Ten revenue will deploy.
God rest ye merry Wildcat fans
Let nothing you dismay
Remember Fitz our Savior
Was made to go away
To save us from a legal mess
After there was much horseplay.
Oh tidings of lawyers’ next ploy
Fees ahoy!
Oh tidings of lawyers’ next ploy.
In Evanston on Central Street
An edifice is raised.
And there within our prideful team
Will return to winning ways.
A well-paid team in Lujan’s scheme
Will quiet all the nays.
Oh tidings of victories and bowls
Wins and bowls.
Oh tidings of comfort and joy.
Fear not then, says our new AD
A rebirth we portend
With your support I can assure
Our program’s on the mend.
To free all those who lost all hope
From losing with no end
Oh tidings of victories and bowls
Wins and bowls
Oh tidings of comfort and joy.
