Hey Stanford fans it's 10:02 and I'm lifting weights

[footballphil]

How many of you pussies can say that?

Not one I bet.

See you in the parking lots on Saturday.

Look I don't want any problems but if you think are going to come to Evanson with an attitude, well, Evanston Hospital is right down the street boys.

 

[mikewebb68]

He's BAAAAACKK!

 

[Alaskawildkat]

Since the "band with an attitude" won't be making this trip due to their triple public secret probation, I suspect footballphil will have a restful morning patrolling the parking lots Saturday.

 

[NUCat320]

How many of you pussies can say that?

Not one I bet.

See you in the parking lots on Saturday.

Look I don't want any problems but if you think are going to come to Evanson with an attitude, well, Evanston Hospital is right down the street boys.

Phil lifts and dictates to Siri at the same time.

Phil knows how to dictate paragraph breaks while clean and jerk'ing. Phil is amazing.

 

[DrillCat]

I'm sorry but this isn't footballphil. I miss the REAL footballphil.

 

[NURoseBowl]

I'm sorry but this isn't footballphil. I miss the REAL footballphil.

I suspected as much myself, Drill. Footballphil without the Old Spice is like Ubercat without the haiku.

 

[Deeringfish]

I'm sorry but this isn't footballphil. I miss the REAL footballphil.

I agree but perhaps this new Phil will honor the tradition of the original. It's a big challenge.

 

[NUCat320]

I agree but perhaps this new Phil will honor the tradition of the original. It's a big challenge.

Reminiscent of The Ultimate Warrior, who may or may not have died at some point in the early 1990s.

 

[WestCoastWildcat]

I'm sorry but this isn't footballphil. I miss the REAL footballphil.

Don't despair! That wrestlemania guy is back posting!

(FWIW I think we all miss phil and his classic in-your-face approach to the opponent fan base. I hope he is ok....)