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I rather do these things than have us lose to Mich-again!

phatcat

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1) watch the Mich games from the last 3 years non-stop during my vacation, which must be spent in AA amongst Mich fans, and have to sing their stupid fight song at the end of every loss.
2) Have us lose to any other 2 teams, except ILL, by 4 touchdowns, including some obnoxious $EC bowl team
3) Dress like Jim Harbaugh (except for the baby poop M) for the rest of the month, including the headset
4) Re-watch the pep rally from our outback bowl appearance (shudder)
5) Have to drive from Hammond, IN to Elgin during rush hour for a month, through the city
6) re-take one of my econ exams or re-write my poli-sci research paper
7) Miss the bowl game and instead attend a lecture on the film "The Notebook"
8) Balance the budget in Chicago
9) Go to the dentist every month for a year
10) Forfeit my TSA pre-check privileges and have to go through airport security, without earplugs/headphones, every day for a month.
11) Listen to a time share spiel every day for a month
12) Attend an Eminem 'concert'

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What if we only beat Michigan by a little bit on something the media will say was a complete fluke, and you have to watch 8 Mile every day for a year.... and then hold a rap battle competition in the Big House in which you have to perform.

Would you take that?
 
...and your dentist is there with a drill and the Chicago budget...
 
1) watch the Mich games from the last 3 years non-stop during my vacation, which must be spent in AA amongst Mich fans, and have to sing their stupid fight song at the end of every loss.
2) Have us lose to any other 2 teams, except ILL, by 4 touchdowns, including some obnoxious $EC bowl team
3) Dress like Jim Harbaugh (except for the baby poop M) for the rest of the month, including the headset
4) Re-watch the pep rally from our outback bowl appearance (shudder)
5) Have to drive from Hammond, IN to Elgin during rush hour for a month, through the city
6) re-take one of my econ exams or re-write my poli-sci research paper
7) Miss the bowl game and instead attend a lecture on the film "The Notebook"
8) Balance the budget in Chicago
9) Go to the dentist every month for a year
10) Forfeit my TSA pre-check privileges and have to go through airport security, without earplugs/headphones, every day for a month.
11) Listen to a time share spiel every day for a month
12) Attend an Eminem 'concert'

see link

13) Have dinner with the refs from last year's Michigan game.
 
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Yes to all, except maybe the last one (14). Unless he isn't there, then I suppose I can do it. I read War & Peace and Crime & Punishment in the same year, fairly recently, so I suppose I could do that

Does he use an exclamation point after every sentence?!?
 
I'd rather admit to shakes that male cheerleadering is actually somewhat manly. :)
 
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