It feels weird perusing the B1G standings...

[Katatonic]

and seeing the Cats near the top, instead of near/at the bottom (had to get used to looking from the top down).

Weird, but a nice feeling to have...

 

[Dugan15]

Katatonic: I don’t know, man. I totally had Rutgers in sole 2nd place and NU in sole 3rd place 46% of the way through the Big Ten season!

 

[GatoLouco]

It feels weirder than the first time my doctor checked my prostate. Bastard did not even give me his number.

 

[IGNORE2]

It feels weirder than the first time my doctor checked my prostate. Bastard did not even give me his number.

Your dentist isn’t really a doctor.

 

[Alan Smithee]

It feels weirder than the first time my doctor checked my prostate. Bastard did not even give me his number.

Bet he indicated you were #1 to him.

 

[techtim72]

Bet he indicated you were #1 to him.

At least you got a doc who will give you a thrill. Most aren't putting on the gloves anymore. Last doc I asked the question "Why?" (Female in this instance.) said some combination of the HMO doesn't recommend it, the GP's don't know what to feel for and their fingers are too short. I figured it was because I get about ten minutes on an annual exam with a doctor running around with her head cut off, in a room alone with a man and more interested in using what little time she was allowed by the HMO to fill out forms on the computer for the lawyers to avoid paying claims. Couple that with the Federal government health establishment having various advisory directives that state PSA's should not be performed (I won't go into the details.) and the only way you know when you have prostate cancer is when your nuts swell to the size of grapefruits. Then it is recommended you get probed by an expert with longer fingers after you take a PSA. Health insurance for the non-Mayo Clinic set.

I know not the point of your joke but I needed to vent. Thank you.

 

[phatcat]

It feels weirder than the first time my doctor checked my prostate. Bastard did not even give me his number.

Gato, do you remember if he had a hand on your shoulder or was it a hand on each shoulder?

 

[GatoLouco]

Gato, do you remember if he had a hand on your shoulder or was it a hand on each shoulder?

No should touching. Though I found it weird he had a hand on my head

 

[DaCat]

No should touching. Though I found it weird he had a hand on my head

Did he light up a cigarette afterwards?

 

[NJCat]

Did he light up a cigarette afterwards?

No, but Gato did.....

 

[IGNORE2]

It feels weirder than the first time my doctor checked my prostate. Bastard did not even give me his number.

You are upset that he didn’t offer all his digits?

 

[TheC]

As one who has a physical scheduled for next week, I don't find the direction this thread has taken to be particularly amusing...

 

[Alan Smithee]

As one who has a physical scheduled for next week, I don't find the direction this thread has taken to be particularly amusing...

It’ll be ok. Dig deep down to find your inner calm.

 

[GatoLouco]

As one who has a physical scheduled for next week, I don't find the direction this thread has taken to be particularly amusing...

Well, the aftermath of mine was captured on video. Good luck to you buddy

 

[IGNORE2]

As one who has a physical scheduled for next week, I don't find the direction this thread has taken to be particularly amusing...

I think we all have got a finger on the problem

 

[Frabjous]

Close your eyes and think of the Wildcats….

 

[IGNORE2]

Close your eyes and think of the Wildcats….

This isn’t the football board where one is expected to pay and spend time then bend over and embrace the suck.