OT: Social distancing haiku
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Empty restaurant
The waiter almost asleep
Usually bustling
The waiter almost asleep
Usually bustling
Shut down by CV
Mighty Casey has struck out
Social distancing
Mighty Casey has struck out
Social distancing
Golf Channel is toast!
Nothing but reruns today!
Coronavirus!!!
Nothing but reruns today!
Coronavirus!!!
Lifetime Channel Now!
Feminine Psyche Blooming
Hard to hold back tears!
Feminine Psyche Blooming
Hard to hold back tears!
Stacks of books to read.
Home chores I have avoided.
My home life ahead.
Home chores I have avoided.
My home life ahead.
I shot thirty-five
On the nine at Robert Black
Yet no one saw it
On the nine at Robert Black
Yet no one saw it
Don't fear the reaper
Music my chosen pastime
Needs more cowbell, please
Music my chosen pastime
Needs more cowbell, please
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Stay at home weekend
Not anything new for me
Thank god for Tinder
Not anything new for me
Thank god for Tinder
Your haiku's suck, they don't even follow the format so they're not even a haiku. Try to keep up.
Eat a da garlic
So you keep a you distance
We get a long fine
So you keep a you distance
We get a long fine
Wash wash, scrub scrub, wash...
Take your pee six feet away
...wash, scrub scrub, wash wash
Take your pee six feet away
...wash, scrub scrub, wash wash
You have learned to count
Doesn’t mean your poems are good
Would you please just stop?
If I had a nose
full of nickels, I would sneeze
every one at choo.
full of nickels, I would sneeze
every one at choo.
Nothing like telling
A nine year old that he has
To ration the wipe
A nine year old that he has
To ration the wipe
Expect Wipery!
Advice for difficult times.
Just quoting Gary.
Advice for difficult times.
Just quoting Gary.
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