OT: we need The Freeze at halftime

[Hungry Jack]

would love to see this race across RF, especially when some drunk Wolverine fan tries it and trips over the forty yard line

 

[Purple Pile Driver]

Pathetic. Is the Freeze Carl Lewis?

 

[Hungry Jack]

Pathetic. Is the Freeze Carl Lewis?

What's pathetic? Not being able to outrun the Freeze with such a big head start? The blue suit?

The Freeze is a young guy who works the tarp crew for the Braves but also runs track.

 

[Purple Pile Driver]

What's pathetic? Not being able to outrun the Freeze with such a big head start? The blue suit?

The Freeze is a young guy who works the tarp crew for the Braves but also runs track.

Yes, Usain Bolt shouldn't run you down with the lead the Freeze gives a 20 something! That guy totally got gassed at crawled to the finish line.

 

[NorthNJCatsfan]

This made me laugh when I first saw the clip. And to make matters worse for the fan, the freeze stumbled out of the blocks...

 

[Hungry Jack]

Yes, Usain Bolt shouldn't run you down with the lead the Freeze gives a 20 something! That guy totally got gassed at crawled to the finish line.

Yeah. He spit the bit after about 50 yards.

I have been conversing at the gym with Randall Lane, who was a receiver with Drew Brees back at Purdue. Randy is 40 now, but still runs a ~11 second 100 and runs 200s "for fun." I think he'd give The Freeze a good battle straight up. But some drunk, fat 25 year old is basically shooting fish in a barrel if the run is over 50 yards.

 

[NUCat320]

I have been conversing at the gym with Randall Lane, who was a receiver with Drew Brees back at Purdue. Randy is 40 now...

No he's not.
40 is old.
I was in school when Drew Brees was.
I'm not ol...oh.

Sh*t.

 

[Hungry Jack]

No he's not.
40 is old.
I was in school when Drew Brees was.
I'm not ol...oh.

Sh*t.

I hit 50 next month. I can feel it. Physical decline setting in. AARP card within spitting distance.Not fair.

 

[chicagocatfan24]

Don't we need a vertical threat? Sign this kid up