This is entertaining, well written. The pure fiction about Fitz being on the hot seat is laughable, though. He'll be the coach even after I'm dead.
I did like the INU paraphrase of Gragg saying he expects the programs to be in the top 1/3 of the conference, and if not, the coach has to have a recovery plan. Presumably, "or else"
I also feel like the NIL/Portal will relegate us, and others, to minor league status. I have no illusions that our boosters can put together a coherent NIL plan to attract/retain talent. It's a brave new world, folks. Most programs, boosters, recruits and parents don't give a sh1te about academics anyway, and now we have legally sanctioned payments to further detract from our ability to get/keep players. I remain in favor of player compensation; however, this entirely unregulated system will just be "rich get richer"