#%&*#@$&%/

[stpaulcat]

Damn sausage! During the game, half of my polish slipped out of its bun for a big gain of several rows!! I knew there'd be something to complain about yesterday's game.

 

[NJCat]

Damn sausage! During the game, half of my polish slipped out of the clutches of its bun for a big gain of several rows!! I knew there'd be something to complain about om Saturday.

You'll probably be sued by the person who was hit by your Polish.....

 

[rmndcat]

You'll probably be sued by the person who was hit by your Polish.....

Did the person give it back? If not...Holding!

 

[NJCat]

Did the person give it back? If not...Holding!

More like....Personal Foul!

 

[BFDCat]

You really need to have better control over your sausage.

 

[stpaulcat]

You really need to have better control over your sausage.

I've gotten called for 'holding' too often.

 

[NJCat]

I've gotten called for 'holding' too often.

And "Illegal Use of Hands" followed by "Hands to the Face"......

 

[docrugby1]

Damn sausage! During the game, half of my polish slipped out of its bun for a big gain of several rows!! I knew there'd be something to complain about yesterday's game.

You should keep your zipper up !

 

[stpaulcat]

You should keep your zipper up !

It was premature flagulation.

 

[Frabjous]

This thread is the wurst.

 

[PURPLECAT88]

And "Illegal Use of Hands" followed by "Hands to the Face"......

You're okay as long as it's not "illegal touching".

 

[ubercat]

Well StPaul, I gotta say, the posters are responding to your misfortune with great relish.

 

[stpaulcat]

Well StPaul, I gotta say, the posters are responding to your misfortune with great relish.

It was the mustard's fault.

 

[hdhntr1]

Well StPaul, I gotta say, the posters are responding to your misfortune with great relish.

Just mustard on mine

 

[stpaulcat]

Just mustard on mine

More than three rows? No one will believe that.

 

[ubercat]

It was the mustard's fault.

Would that be Colonel Mustard? in the study? with a candlestick?

 

[stpaulcat]

Would that be Colonel Mustard? in the study? with a candlestick?

I don't have a clue, all I know is it happened in Row 2, seat 62. There was a suspicious character in seat 63....wait....Miss Scarlet!