Free parking for nonconference home games

[FloridAlum]

in order to increase attendance for nonconference home games, the athletic department has just announced that all season ticket holders will be able to park free in stadium lots. In addition, the first 500 cars to arrive will receive a voucher entitling the holder to a free hotdog and beverage which must be claimed prior to the start of the second half.

 

[Purple Pile Driver]

in order to increase attendance for nonconference home games, the athletic department has just announced that all season ticket holders will be able to park free in stadium lots. In addition, the first 500 cars to arrive will receive a voucher entitling the holder to a free hotdog and beverage which must be claimed prior to the start of the second half.

Any lot? Does the parking fee we just paid get reduced?

 

[mikewebb68]

Wow this ranks right up there with Fitz's interview bombshell at Spring practice, where he announced that all of his assistants will be fired since, and I quote, "continuity is overrated."

 

[FloridAlum]

Smithee, go to your room. Stay there until I tell you that you can leave.

 

[FloridAlum]

Any lot? Does the parking fee we just paid get reduced?

I believe you must submit a claim form obtainable from the athletic department. It must be notarized.

 

[FloridAlum]

Smithee, go to your room. Stay there until I tell you that you can leave.

You will be allowed out by midnight tonight at the very latest.

 

[NURoseBowl]

Great one, Jerry. You've outdone yourself.

 

[Purple Pile Driver]

in order to increase attendance for nonconference home games, the athletic department has just announced that all season ticket holders will be able to park free in stadium lots. In addition, the first 500 cars to arrive will receive a voucher entitling the holder to a free hotdog and beverage which must be claimed prior to the start of the second half.

What is the date? Nice FL, got me

 

[Deeringfish]

I've been waiting for that all day. The Question is, Did you sucker me on some other thread and I still haven't noticed.

 

[phatcat]

The hotdog/second half thing gave it away