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GPA and TFL
Nerd-do-wells prevail
Game Haiku
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In any town, on any street
An exceptional mind, you can meet
But rare is the being
Who composes prose so foreseeing
Game haikus just can’t be beat
An exceptional mind, you can meet
But rare is the being
Who composes prose so foreseeing
Game haikus just can’t be beat
Paul Chryst
Has a list
Of strategies
And grid prodigies
There once was a man named Fitzgerald
Whose football deeds we herald
Be it Ramsey or Johnson,
Looks bad for Wisconsin
To Big ten title they barreled
Get down to brass tacks
Wisconsin appears stronger
Than my Sandburg side
Has a list
Of strategies
And grid prodigies
There once was a man named Fitzgerald
Whose football deeds we herald
Be it Ramsey or Johnson,
Looks bad for Wisconsin
To Big ten title they barreled
Get down to brass tacks
Wisconsin appears stronger
Than my Sandburg side
Purple and red clash
Harken back twenty-five years
Cats will cut the cheese
Harken back twenty-five years
Cats will cut the cheese
Cheese game: Cheese, cheese, cheese
cheese, goodness how delicious
Eatin’ Goober’s cheese.
cheese, goodness how delicious
Eatin’ Goober’s cheese.
Five-O karma back
As Cats lock up the Badgers
And now go 5-O
Draped in Purple Cape
Brought winning karma before
Ready for repeat
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Hey Lefty ... love your contributions. But you gotta get with the game. Haiku's go 5-7-5. You're doing some funky 7-11-8 stuff.
GOUNUII
Wildcats and Badgers
on the Ryan Field savanna
Where's the Moose Alaska?
on the Ryan Field savanna
Where's the Moose Alaska?
Just as Shaolin monks
The cats isolate and train
Masters of their fate
The cats isolate and train
Masters of their fate
The Cheese is solemn
As Cats chase mice through the holes
of Wisconsin Swiss.
As Cats chase mice through the holes
of Wisconsin Swiss.
I had a lot to say and I was afraid many wouldn’t know who Fred and Ethel were, bad excuse, bad Haiku.
Cats make Graham crackers
Cov'rage sacks and tackled backs
Book it for Indy.
Cov'rage sacks and tackled backs
Book it for Indy.
Fred and Ethel
Far predate Darrell Bevel
Whom the Cats leveled
Far predate Darrell Bevel
Whom the Cats leveled
No Dayne. No Taylor.
Not even Melvin Gordon.
Cats stop run - win game.
Not even Melvin Gordon.
Cats stop run - win game.
a fierce contest looms
bracing for bruises and blood
'Cats sharpen their claws
bracing for bruises and blood
'Cats sharpen their claws
No moose in sight
Without red purple is blue
Cats give good fight
Without red purple is blue
Cats give good fight
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Um 4-7-4
Is not the stuff of Haikus
Red loses again
Is not the stuff of Haikus
Red loses again
Good grief Wisconsin
Fans. You are good at football
But you can't keep score
Fans. You are good at football
But you can't keep score
Midvale Dave returns
Cats make a meal of Badgers
Go Cats! Ryan Field Win!
Go Çats!
Cats make a meal of Badgers
Go Cats! Ryan Field Win!
Go Çats!
Five-O karma back
As Cats lock up the Badgers
And now go 5-O
Draped in Purple Cape
Brought winning karma before
Ready for repeat
Yes! H 5-O. got the win! (Hankwitz Task Force)
Five-O karma back
As Cats lock up the Badgers
And now go 5-O
Draped in Purple Cape
Brought winning karma before
Ready for repeat
Yes! H 5-O. got the win! (Hankwitz Task Force). - Locking down the Badgers
