I tried to feed them a load of stuff about Fitzgerald being a defensive genius....
I see! Now it comes out.
At first, it seemed there were a couple of possible sources for your OCD-level fascination with this almost two decade old game.
1. You are a Vols fan who realized that the recent past has been not up to snuff and delves deep to justify his pathetic existence. You state you are not a Tennessee fan, so that is off the table.
2. You are trying your best to troll. Any good troll spends much less time responding to his own posts, so that option is unlikely.
No, the only possible option is that you are a complete moron about football who simply has a personal bone to pick about Fitzgerald.
My evidence?
1. You clearly don't know dick about football. You keep going to a game where Fitzgerald was a player and blaming him for the scheme. Oh Moron? A player does not set the defensive scheme. It is the job of a player to play within the scheme and execute. If you want to argue Fitzgerald failed to do that task adequately, you have a stronger case.
2. You clearly don't know dick about football. Fitzgerald is the head coach, not the defensive coordinator. He does NOT create or call the schemes for the current NU defense. That would be a guy named Mike Hankwitz.
3. The increasingly personal nature of the attacks means that you don't care about football either.
So, now we must speculate what you think Fitzgerald did to you. Did he pick you last on a grade school team because you were a fat little boy who rubbed his armpits and picked his nose to excess? Did he fail to notice you one day when you were standing on a corner pathetically waving and hoping for a vicarious chance at importance? Did he slight you by not holding a door for you as you were leaving the building where you were being treated for chronic halitosis? Did he not acknowledge the World-of-Warcraft based statues of unrecognizable orcs you had made from your own belly-button lint and toe jam?
Here's the key: IT DOESN'T MATTER. I know my post will have no effect on you; you have shown yourself to be puerile, pedantic, and pathetic and self-obsessed enough to post drivel repeatedly. It will have no effect on your life; I suspect you will continue to live in your mother's basement trying to justify yourself. Fitzgerald will continue to coach; the players for both schools involved in the Outback Bowl will continue to do their best and contribute more to their school and society at large in one afternoon than you will in decades of troglodytic existence. I and my fellow NU fans, as well as the many good Tennessee fans who have contributed to intelligent dialogue on this board will continue to go to work and love our families.
I await your response.
Happy holidays.
