Voles fans-you have been warned
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Vol fans, I am a simple man and don't understand many of the "BIG WORDS" which have been used in this thread, but please allow me to take a moment about FBP. I too was a dubious reader of this sight (since late 1997) when I first encountered FBP. This all changed when I took a relaxing drive thru Iraq at the beginning of this century and visited ancient caves near the Tigris river, on four different cave walls I read ancient historian predictions about FBP who would exist in a NEW UNFOUNDED WORLD near a large lake and if living in their world, would have competed magnificently in the games held at a location in Greece.
Lady and Gentleman Vol fans....you now are discovering what I learned many years ago.....FBP is real, an historic figure, and one hellava WILDCAT FOOTBALL FAN !!!
Lady and Gentleman Vol fans....you now are discovering what I learned many years ago.....FBP is real, an historic figure, and one hellava WILDCAT FOOTBALL FAN !!!
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Thank you. If they continue to disrespect the Cat' fans there will be issues. If I can single handedly destroy Isis, what can I do to the Voles fans?
Phil
lol i thought you would like that. dont take anything i say here serious. i am here for the fun. other than the jiujitsu. that is truth.
The only person who has to worry about that is Football Phil. The rest of you will be fine.
Phil,
I was working out at F.U.N. Fitness the other day, flipping tractor tires, which is great fun. I got to wondering, what is the biggest tire Phil has ever flipped? And did he use his left hand, or right?
I was working out at F.U.N. Fitness the other day, flipping tractor tires, which is great fun. I got to wondering, what is the biggest tire Phil has ever flipped? And did he use his left hand, or right?
Judging by your stats above, I am guessing you'd probably eat it.
Phil, you cannot really be this stupid or are you? You sound just like some of the rednecks that live down here in the hills of Tennessee.
Couple of questions for you. Are you over the age of 15? Does not sound like it. Do you have a keeper? I am really disappointed. I would have thought that people from your area would have more class than this. I hope your fellow Northwestern fans are not all like you
Grandpa
Phil knows what he's talking about. Long bike tours turn your body into a stair-climber champion at the expense of everything else unless one does some lifting as well.
Grandpa- you should go back and read Hungry Jack's explanation and history of the Phil persona towards the beginning of the thread that was intended for "normal" UT fans like you that are taking Phil too literally. Phil is posting for the trolls coming to our site who should be taking Phil literally.
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Hahaha, juicy troll and a very smooth read.
My fav quote "This is not a warning, this is an ultimatum"
Uber- I have missed Phil and his bravado. His return with the influx of trolls was good timing, it's just his swagger seems to be confusing to some of the "normal" UT fans. The background presented by Hungry Jack should smooth over the rough edges by UT fans "exposed" to Phil for the first time on our site.
Phil,
I recently learned that Tennessee has the most caves of any state in the nation, including the newly discovered rumble room in which you could fit the superdome.
My question to you is: did you make this rumble room cave with your bare hands? Or with tools?
I recently learned that Tennessee has the most caves of any state in the nation, including the newly discovered rumble room in which you could fit the superdome.
My question to you is: did you make this rumble room cave with your bare hands? Or with tools?
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Uh, good luck to you too Phil! If we can't win we will at least be proud to see you get your well deserved 3rd bowl win!
Fear not. Cycling is only part of my regimen, which also includes swimming, strength training, and explosive core movements such as the truck tire flips alluded to earlier, and overseen by my mentor at F.U.N. Fitness, Marcus, who is a retired marine and former gymnast. This regimen keeps me fit for backpacking, mountaineering, skiing, and chasing a five year old.
I use a plunger for my explosive core movements.
No one's slick as Phil
No one's quick as Phil
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Phil's
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Tom, dick or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
I'm guessing the someone taking you out is another steroidal overcompensating male who enjoys lots of time in the gym and less time with the ladies??
I don't see how steroids would provide any benefit to Phil. As you know, steroids are in effect supercharged anti-inflammatories. Yet Phil has never experienced an episode of inflammation. His cells are so robust, they do not suffer injury.
There is clinical proof of this in a study co-conducted by investigators from Harvard, Washington University, Johns Hopkins, the Mayo Clinic, the NIH, DARPA, Marcus Welby, and Dr. Oz. Each investigator was given a small tissue sample, delivered by armored guard surrounded by Ninja warriors AND Chuck Norris (Phil's DNA is worth more than Apple, Facebook, and Google combined; equivalent to the GDP of Austalia). Separate clinical studies conducted under the most rigorous conditions by leading cellular biologists concluded that Phil's cellular physiology was effectively ageless.
Phil's exceptional physique is thus largely rooted in genetics, but it is his superior training methods that have unleashed the full potential of his physiology. He just might be the ultimate specimen.
There is clinical proof of this in a study co-conducted by investigators from Harvard, Washington University, Johns Hopkins, the Mayo Clinic, the NIH, DARPA, Marcus Welby, and Dr. Oz. Each investigator was given a small tissue sample, delivered by armored guard surrounded by Ninja warriors AND Chuck Norris (Phil's DNA is worth more than Apple, Facebook, and Google combined; equivalent to the GDP of Austalia). Separate clinical studies conducted under the most rigorous conditions by leading cellular biologists concluded that Phil's cellular physiology was effectively ageless.
Phil's exceptional physique is thus largely rooted in genetics, but it is his superior training methods that have unleashed the full potential of his physiology. He just might be the ultimate specimen.
Phil..you dropped the ball on this one. If you had replicated Versailles, then you would already have the Hall of Mirrors (which you could convert to a weight room to check your pump while doing curls). You need to get onto your contractor for not having included this.
I know the UT experience was nightmarish for us WR posters (except for the contributions from Della, VFL, and a few other Vol fans), but this thread is so delicious that it MUST be archived. There is just way too much funny stuff in here for it to be forgotten.
Phil texted a nice picture of his daughter, Phillette, a while back. She is training in Moldova because Old Spice has hired to promote it in eastern Europe.
And he also sent a great pic of his grandson, Phillip, who is getting an early start.
And he also sent a great pic of his grandson, Phillip, who is getting an early start.
I miss Phil. I slept better knowing things couldn't get too sideways before Phil would straighten things out.
Laughter does not come easily for you, does it?
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