Champagne, not Champaign
Toast to needed victory
Annoy Illinois
Toast to needed victory
Annoy Illinois
Haiku for the Illini Turkeys
- Thread starter stpaulcat
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Has it come to this
Praying for wretched weather
To win a hard hat
Praying for wretched weather
To win a hard hat
Evanston or Champaign.
Wildcats deliver the pain.
Bret has long ride home
Wildcats deliver the pain.
Bret has long ride home
The Cat and the Hat
Time to bookend the season
With a closing win
Time to bookend the season
With a closing win
A Hat can’t forestall
Our winter of discontent
As winds of change build
Our winter of discontent
As winds of change build
searching for lost cat
mostly purple, with some white
looks good wearing hat
mostly purple, with some white
looks good wearing hat
Hat, hat, hat, hat, hat.
Hat, hat, hat, hat, hat, hat, hat
Get the damned hat back.
Hat, hat, hat, hat, hat, hat, hat
Get the damned hat back.
If the quality of the Game Haiku determines the outcome we easily win the Hat.
Best group of Game Haikus I can remember, “Like” them all, so here’s my paean to them:
In a lousy year,
NU posters are still here
Hat come home, they cheer.
Best group of Game Haikus I can remember, “Like” them all, so here’s my paean to them:
In a lousy year,
NU posters are still here
Hat come home, they cheer.
There once was a man
From Rantoul who thought Champaign
Was an urban jewel
He said it’s a thrill
To dine at Mac Grill, and date
Girls from the ag school
From Rantoul who thought Champaign
Was an urban jewel
He said it’s a thrill
To dine at Mac Grill, and date
Girls from the ag school
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St Paul would agreeThe Cat and the Hat
Time to bookend the season
With a closing win
Library and our DC
Deserve replacement
Winter lurks, arriving soon
Leaves are dying so is Ryan
Cats die slowly, agent Orange
Leaves are dying so is Ryan
Cats die slowly, agent Orange
Brain overcomes brawn
Bielema's boys come to Nil.
Pointy head wears hat.
Bielema's boys come to Nil.
Pointy head wears hat.
Positive haiku?
10 straight makes that tough to do
Win Sat -- not so blue
10 straight makes that tough to do
Win Sat -- not so blue
pumpkin heads march in
But that feels secondary
Year’s end a mercy
Pair that with
Saturday, a game
More important: Sun and Mon
Pink slips need giving
But that feels secondary
Year’s end a mercy
Pair that with
Saturday, a game
More important: Sun and Mon
Pink slips need giving
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