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Game Thread: Purdue vs. Northwestern

Fire Anderson at half.

“Kurt, if you promise to never return to our facility, we’ll give you alllllllll the Italian beef you can handle.”
“Only beef?!”

“Okay, beef and Maxwell Street Polishes AND Vienna beef dogs.”
“Only beef and Polishes AND dogs?”

“Okay, beef and polishes and dogs and Malnati’s too.”

“Only beef and polishes and dogs and pizza?”
“GODDAMMIT SOME ELI’S CHEESECAKE TOO.”

“Okay, I’ve been waiting three years for this offer. Sign here. It’s been fun.”

Sorry that’s mean. But he’s bad at his job.
 
Good point By halftime crew, why dont we have a dump off option for Bryant when pressured.
 
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Five sacks already for Purdue in the first half I wonder what the record is for sex against our team. And this is without their leading sacker
 
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We need to do something with the first drive of the second half, however in recent games we have typically done nothing on the first drive of the second half including a couple three and outs
 
“Kurt, if you promise to never return to our facility, we’ll give you alllllllll the Italian beef you can handle.”
“Only beef?!”

“Okay, beef and Maxwell Street Polishes AND Vienna beef dogs.”
“Only beef and Polishes AND dogs?”

“Okay, beef and polishes and dogs and Malnati’s too.”

“Only beef and polishes and dogs and pizza?”
“GODDAMMIT SOME ELI’S CHEESECAKE TOO.”

“Okay, I’ve been waiting three years for this offer. Sign here. It’s been fun.”

Sorry that’s mean. But he’s bad at his job.
That will probably cost more than his buyout
 
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